Uploaded January 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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I waffled about posting this because I feel like someone is going to feel like I'm upset, and I'm not. But after running it by some friends, the consensus was that it should be out there somewhere. Anyway.
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Lyrics:
So I guess I kind of backed off the music this year, you know, doing the backend stuff, and last year really pushed me beyond my limits trying to do both. And I know it’s the same shit for everyone, I just, you know, hoped that maybe some new friend would write a few parodies or something. It’s been a big part of the season for me, so you know, sometimes I just have to sing how I feel.

Where the fuck is the music without me?
High key wanted you to take me out back with the backbeat
And oust me
Do I really need to go round announcing
I can’t do this shit anymore
Every ounce of my ass it’s exhausting
And my brand new life as a housekeeper
Trad wife Santa pone my, I’m a crowd pleaser
And I never find time like a broken metronome
In the loudspeakers
By the time I get home feel old and alone
And a little bit cold and and my foot still hurts where the bone broke
But it’s run, run, run
On this old road
And it’s go, go, go motherhecker
No slowing down til the checker flag rolls
Better
Luck next time
Drunk text my next lines
Straight to my ex
With a dick pic sex time
Gosh damn that’s a weird flex
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a sweater vest
I can be your terminator in a turtleneck
Treat these lyrics like a Kennedy, I murder text
But remedy I couldn’t guess
Prolly just me, full of vinegar and winter sweat
Not a winner, just a little pest
Best case scenario, I’m quitting when I finish this

Just guess that I miss 2018
Stories and songs going strong like the A-Team
Don’t get me wrong you belong it’s a great thing
Just wish I had time for the making

I’ll keep it short cause I don’t got the spare time
Just to spin a tall tale for y’all in a mare rhyme
Pull my hair out mane and tail too
Hooves gnawed short cause I’m worried that I failed you
Envelopes mailed tracking numbers in the inbox
Stacking up like Maud pie piling the gem rocks
Pony Sex wife beater, panties and the gym socks
I’ll corrupt the youth til they got me sippin hemlock
Fuck TikTok, skip Pipp’s ClipTrots
You can call me Littlepip, pistol grip and flip stock
I can empty whole clips I don’t need a trigger finger
Or a middle finger, two hooves flipped off
Chip on my shoulder cause I wanna hug the whole globe
But I can’t through this damn computer so they won’t know
Holy coke smoke maybe I’m a slowpoke
Not a very clever pony, Chuckles, but it’s no joke
Nope, nope, nope there’s too many broken folks
Hurting in this fucking bitch I can’t keep my throat closed
Singing in the shower with my sweater on, clothes soaked
Breakfast just a soggy piece of waterlogged oat toast
Face the day with the folks I love the most o-
Ver compensating everytime I hope post
Shake it like I’m derpy in a snow globe, go, go!
Back on the beat, and I’m going til I croak yo

Just guess that I miss 2018
Stories and songs going strong like the A-Team
Don’t get me wrong you belong it’s a great thing
Just wish I had time for the making

I swear I’m not upset or anything. Really, I know everyone is busy. It just feels not quite the same without a whole bunch of songs coming out during the event about the OC bullshit and all. It’s part of the Season to me, and maybe that’s just because I did a whole bunch of them, who knows? I just needed to make something, you know, and you have to write what you feel if you want it to mean anything.
Yeah so you should sing a song.