Uploaded January 2021 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
WHAT THE HECK??? THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED!! I messed UP THE TRIANGULATION BUT WHATEVER I'M SO HAPPY HOLY TOP 10
seed: -8995621933574261780
Anyway, I will definitely be doing attempts to improve this. The triangulation fail is not something I'm satisfied with in a pb :|
category: any% random seed glitchless pre 1.9
https://www.speedrun.com/mc#Any_Glitc...
PB: 32:40 (15th place), new pb 27:41 (9th place)
WR: 23:51
WHAT THE HECK??? THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED!! I messed UP THE TRIANGULATION BUT WHATEVER I'M SO HAPPY HOLY TOP 10
seed: -8995621933574261780
Anyway, I will definitely be doing attempts to improve this. The triangulation fail is not something I'm satisfied with in a pb :|
category: any% random seed glitchless pre 1.9
https://www.speedrun.com/mc#Any_Glitc...
PB: 32:40 (15th place), new pb 27:41 (9th place)
WR: 23:51

![Bang Dream Girls Band Party | Nyan Cat (Expert) [Full Combo]
Epic collab.
Also yes this is not Idi. Bang Dream Girls Band Party | Nyan Cat (Expert) [Full Combo]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XXwqrJebcwY/mqdefault.jpg)

![The Battle Cats | Speechless Tongues
Tough stage. The Zang Roos are crazy strong, and their spawn cycles are pretty spaced, but any strong enemy can be nullified by a bit of Headmaster Cat Jobs, freezing, and slowing. The main goal is to maintain as much ground as possible and trying to zkill those Zang Roos.
I like rich cat here because it gives you way more freedom to spend your money and maintain expensive damage dealers and crowd controllers. For the startoff, you want to summon Jellycat at 1500c, then immediately start spamming Manic Erasers. Then, summon the second Jellycat when the first Jellycats wave knockbacks the Shibalien, and hes on the ground walking again. After this, summon the third Jellycat immediately as hes off cooldown. After Spacefish Jones comes out and fires his first shot, you can start spamming Can Can, Seafarer. Wait about until Jellycat bites a second time to spam Cadaver BearCat. After Corporal Weylands barrier is broken, you can start spamming Weedwacker. These timings are so that Jellycat aligns with the Zang Roo unburrowing, Weedwacker makes it here on time, and Cadaver hopefully makes it there on time. If youre lucky, your units will zkill the first Zang Roo for a lot of cash. At this point, spam everything except the anti-Zombies, who you will save for the next Zang Roo (conserves money, saving Housewife is important).
When the next Zang Roo comes out, Holy Blast him and start spamming pretty much everything except for Headmaster Cat Jobs. He will be the backup later. The goal is that the beefy units with high survivability stay at the front lines to activate as many burrows as possible while also dealing high damage (also keeps Weyland back). For the main horde of Zang Roos, youre going to have to rely on especially good Housewife procs to slow those Zang Roos long enough so that you can kill them. Once the front line has died off and more Zang Roos are coming from the enemies, this is when you can use Holy Blast to stop those burrows. Use Headmaster Cat Jobs after Weyland had been knockbacked or killed, close to when the Zang Roos are at your base. If Housewife hasnt stopped the push yet, youre going to have to hope for good Cat Jobs procs to stay alive from there, which isnt easy. However, if you make it past the horde, the stage is free from there.
Manic Eraser 44
Eraser +55
Jellycat 40
Housewife 37+3 (Savage Blow 10)
Pizza 33+7 (Wave 10)
Headmaster Cat Jobs 29+1
Cadaver 44
Weedwacker 40+5 (Target Aku) [you want about 37+ so he survives one Zang Roo multi-hit]
Can Can 40 (Bounty, Move Speed 10)
Seafarer 36+4 The Battle Cats | Speechless Tongues](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y01ZE1tDmec/mqdefault.jpg)

![BanG Dream Girls Band Party | 天ノ弱 (Ama no Jaku) [Expert] (1 miss)
shit lol missed on a part ive gotten many times before BanG Dream Girls Band Party | 天ノ弱 (Ama no Jaku) [Expert] (1 miss)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y43viCPdKtQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![FIRE BIRD [Expert] FC | BanG Dream! Girls Band Party!
37 Greats but I dont care! Finally got the full combo on this after two years! FIRE BIRD [Expert] FC | BanG Dream! Girls Band Party!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y5lVBpufgOU/mqdefault.jpg)
![Imperial Circus Dead Decadence - Uta [Collab] 98.30% FC 236pp (top play) | osu!
okay thats the acc i wanted to see when i fced uta LOL my acc took a major dip at the end, but thats better than missing to nerves so im pretty satisfied with this score now! also top play :D Imperial Circus Dead Decadence - Uta [Collab] 98.30% FC 236pp (top play) | osu!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YDRJ66c1HgE/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Former World Record] (43:40) The Battle Cats Rising New Game Speedrun
I did it. Amazing run without the catfood discounts on the stuff I needed the most, speedups. I got Artist Cat and that absolutely carried. This time is going to be really hard to beat, and Im not going to try to beat it any time soon. Pretty much everything went right in this run, and I doubt Im going to be able to improve it without more discounts and stuff. There may be more OP gacha units to look out for in the future, but Im not going to be looking into optimizing at the moment.
Category: https://www.speedrun.com/the_battle_cats#Battle_Cats_Rising_NG
Speedrun Discord: https://discord.gg/xwqqvYSrFd [Former World Record] (43:40) The Battle Cats Rising New Game Speedrun](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YEGzkHsNYjA/mqdefault.jpg)

![AliA - Utopia [Dubturts Extra] 5.85* 98.30% FC (241pp)
Acc choked on the ending due to nerves, but this is a cool top play irregardless!
Map: https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/1117851#osu/2382179 AliA - Utopia [Dubturts Extra] 5.85* 98.30% FC (241pp)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YcPxjxRSsQU/mqdefault.jpg)