Uploaded June 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Musical tribute to Mine Turtle from the asdfmovie series by TomSka
♫ iTunes (original): bit.ly/mine_turtle1 ♫ Bandcamp (this version): bit.ly/mineturtlev11
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Music written and performed by Todd Bryanton (LilDeuceDeuce)
Featuring the almighty TomSka on bass (youtube.com/tomska)
Footage of Todd shot by Rob Bryanton (www.talkingdogstudios.com)
No Susans were harmed during the making of this video.
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LYRICS
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
Musical tribute to Mine Turtle from the asdfmovie series by TomSka
♫ iTunes (original): bit.ly/mine_turtle1 ♫ Bandcamp (this version): bit.ly/mineturtlev11
Subscribe for more music ► bit.ly/lildeucesub
Twitter: twitter.com/lildeucedeuce
Facebook: facebook.com/lildeucedeucemusic
Google+: plus.google.com/+lildeucedeuce
Website: lildeucedeuce.com
T-shirts: lildeucedeuce.spreadshirt.com
Music written and performed by Todd Bryanton (LilDeuceDeuce)
Featuring the almighty TomSka on bass (youtube.com/tomska)
Footage of Todd shot by Rob Bryanton (www.talkingdogstudios.com)
No Susans were harmed during the making of this video.
Musicians- Use DistroKid to upload your songs to iTunes, Spotify, and more. Get 7% off your first year: distrokid.com/vip/seven/557074
LYRICS
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
