Uploaded June 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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How's everybody doing out there tonight?
(lackadaisical response)
Uh, so...what's the deal with Mighty No. 9?
(wipes sweat from brow)
You know what I think? I think Mighty No. 2 should have been a GIANT SHIT! ...a giant shit. Get it?
(grips mic nervously)
Because when people go to the bathroom...
(Deafening silence)
...when they go to blast a dookie, they call it going number two. Right? Hello? Is this thing o...

(Gets pelted by a sea of tomatoes)