Uploaded August 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
I know it's quite unusual for me to do a one-shot of a game that hasn't come out yet, but I somehow feel it's warranted here.
(Don't worry, guys, Puns Ep. 6 is still coming, just been a little waylaid by some life stuff.)
Lyrics:
In the not-too-distant past
Year 1975
The brave soldiers of MSF
Were trying to survive
Huey took an offer from Skull Face
To have XOF destroy Mother Base
All their lives could have been erased
But Konami got real desperate, so they sucked them into space
(What the hell?!)
"We'll send them crappy zombies
The worst we can find (La-la-la!)
They'll have to stand and fight them all
And we'll monitor their minds (La-la-la!)"
Now keep in mind, they can't control
Where the zombies begin or end (La-la-la!)
They'll have to play in co-op mode
With the help of their online friends
(MSF Roll Call!)
Protagonist! ("I'm generic!")
Archer! ("Crafting!")
Bald Guy! ("Why am I here?")
Bloooooonde! ("I was only in the intro!")
If you're wondering how this got so lame
And other science facts (La-la-la!)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a game,
I should really just relax!"
For Konami's Futile Plea for Attention!
This is a non-profit fan-made parody. Metal Gear Survive is property of Konami and Mystery Science Theater 3000 is property of Best Brains.
I know it's quite unusual for me to do a one-shot of a game that hasn't come out yet, but I somehow feel it's warranted here.
(Don't worry, guys, Puns Ep. 6 is still coming, just been a little waylaid by some life stuff.)
Lyrics:
In the not-too-distant past
Year 1975
The brave soldiers of MSF
Were trying to survive
Huey took an offer from Skull Face
To have XOF destroy Mother Base
All their lives could have been erased
But Konami got real desperate, so they sucked them into space
(What the hell?!)
"We'll send them crappy zombies
The worst we can find (La-la-la!)
They'll have to stand and fight them all
And we'll monitor their minds (La-la-la!)"
Now keep in mind, they can't control
Where the zombies begin or end (La-la-la!)
They'll have to play in co-op mode
With the help of their online friends
(MSF Roll Call!)
Protagonist! ("I'm generic!")
Archer! ("Crafting!")
Bald Guy! ("Why am I here?")
Bloooooonde! ("I was only in the intro!")
If you're wondering how this got so lame
And other science facts (La-la-la!)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a game,
I should really just relax!"
For Konami's Futile Plea for Attention!
This is a non-profit fan-made parody. Metal Gear Survive is property of Konami and Mystery Science Theater 3000 is property of Best Brains.
