Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Meta now grades employees on how much AI they use.
Meta introduced a new AI driven impact metric and an AI performance assistant, meaning your performance review now depends on how much AI you use, automate, and eventually… replace yourself with.
Employees are joking that the only survival strategy is to convince the AI it’s terrible at their job.
Feed it conflicting goals. Teach it to hallucinate. Tell it it sucks, anything to avoid being automated out of existence.
👉Hear the full breakdown on The Slidebean Stand-Up; streaming now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms.
Meta now grades employees on how much AI they use.
Meta introduced a new AI driven impact metric and an AI performance assistant, meaning your performance review now depends on how much AI you use, automate, and eventually… replace yourself with.
Employees are joking that the only survival strategy is to convince the AI it’s terrible at their job.
Feed it conflicting goals. Teach it to hallucinate. Tell it it sucks, anything to avoid being automated out of existence.
👉Hear the full breakdown on The Slidebean Stand-Up; streaming now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms.
