Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Memorize the first 13 colonies with a silly story

A HAMSTER (New Hampshire) is going to catholic MASS (Massachusetts)
on an ISLAND ( Rhode Island) he CONNECTS (Connecticut) his tv
To watch NEW YORK giants play in NEW JERSEY.

Player get their PEN (Pennsylvania) to sign autographs. They’re
so rich they’re wearing DOLLAR WEAR (Delaware)

Player gets on knees to ask girlfriend to MARY (Maryland) him and her name is VIRGINIA

They go to church and kNoCk (NC , North Carolina) they’re wearing fancy SoCks (SC, South Caroline) the preacher is eating a PEACH (Georgia)

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