Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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🎤 Melanie Martinez - WEIGHT WATCHERS |
karaoke Version
Instrumental

📝Lyrics:
Everyone's trying to get it off faster
Supplement master, a fistful should work
Soup and the smoothies to combat disaster
Carbs don't burn fast enough for what it's worth
Didn't think I changed too much 'til they said it
A thread on Subreddit is what I'm reduced to
Needles to needlessly say it's the rapture
'Cause even I bite my nails wondering if I should

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?

[Verse 2]
How normal it is to contort and contract all my muscles
Remembering to still arch my back
And I gua sha each day but my face still has fat
Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that
But I've already got a surgeon who knows me
Tonguing down anesthesia while he cut me
And implanted 500 CC of sexy
I won't lie to you; that man really blessed me

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?

[Bridge]
How normal it is to skip lunch and dessert
And yet somehow my stomach sticks out of my skirt
So I work out each day, but I don't think it works
So I research to see if the surgery hurts
Spent so many years being cute on the TV
Before I could blink, I became nearly thirty
And I got bigger boobs so I that could transcend it
Now all that I read is "Hey, I think she's pregnant"

[Final Chorus]
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers
Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers
Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?

Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers
(How normal it is to contort and contract)
Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?
(All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back)
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, weight watchers
(And I gua sha each day but my face still has fat)
Hey-hey-hey-hey, are you watching me?
(Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that)


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