Uploaded June 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Could this be the most epic dick joke of all time!?

T = (800 x MJT) / 4

"Assuming everyone is lined up according to D2F, Angle of Erection and Erlich could handle those of differing girth." - Jive_Wookiee

So....how fast do YOU think you could jack off every guy in this room?