MDK | ♪ MDK - Funk Mountain ♪ @MDKOfficialYT | Uploaded December 2018 | Updated October 2024, 3 days ago.
Funk Mountain on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2AgTlum
Buy Funk Mountain on iTunes: apple.co/2GF9EGO
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[GUEST ARRIVAL LETTER - FUNK MOUNTAIN RESORT]
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Hello, my gorgeously-grotesque minion, and welcome to Funk Mountain!
First and foremost: Funk Mountain has a ZERO-TOLERANCE-POLICY regarding wubstep. Any Corsair caught listening to that awful “music” on our premises will be…dealt with. Remember those rumors about this resort having a “top secret laboratory” underneath it, equipped with all kinds of lasers and a big ol’ incinerator? Just try “Pressing Start” while you’re here, and I promise you’ll find out if there was any truth behind them…
Ahem…where was I—wait, you’re not writing this part down, are you? CLEARLY this isn’t part of the welcome letter, you idiot! Can’t you tell the difference between me dictating a letter, and pausing to think for a moment? Ugh. You’re all useless, I swear.
ANYWAYS, whether you’re a seasoned Corsair veteran arriving for our annual retreat, or a new recruit fresh off your first mission (brilliant work on the siege of that horrid, Jelly Castle, by the way!) – Funk Mountain has something for everyone!
Be sure to swing by the lounge at the end of the day, where our resident superstar, Smooth Jazz, will be performing live with his band! And if you’re really feeling adventurous, you can always try taking him on head to head on the mountain – I should warn you though, the only thing smoother than his saxophone riffs, are his moves on the slopes!
Don’t forget: at Funk Mountain, the funkiest always comes out on top!
If you have any questions or concerns – I don’t care.
Enjoy your stay!
Doctor W.
P.S. The password for the WiFi is: IH8WUBSTEP
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Follow the official MDK social media pages to keep up to date with my latest releases ▼
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VISUALS CREATED BY:
Michael Jimenez - Graphic Design (mikejdesign.com)
Jouste - Illustration (deviantart.com/jouste)
Lars Hellhammer - Motion Graphics (twitter.com/HellLars)
Funk Mountain on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2AgTlum
Buy Funk Mountain on iTunes: apple.co/2GF9EGO
Click “Show More” to see the description & MDK social media pages ▼
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[GUEST ARRIVAL LETTER - FUNK MOUNTAIN RESORT]
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Hello, my gorgeously-grotesque minion, and welcome to Funk Mountain!
First and foremost: Funk Mountain has a ZERO-TOLERANCE-POLICY regarding wubstep. Any Corsair caught listening to that awful “music” on our premises will be…dealt with. Remember those rumors about this resort having a “top secret laboratory” underneath it, equipped with all kinds of lasers and a big ol’ incinerator? Just try “Pressing Start” while you’re here, and I promise you’ll find out if there was any truth behind them…
Ahem…where was I—wait, you’re not writing this part down, are you? CLEARLY this isn’t part of the welcome letter, you idiot! Can’t you tell the difference between me dictating a letter, and pausing to think for a moment? Ugh. You’re all useless, I swear.
ANYWAYS, whether you’re a seasoned Corsair veteran arriving for our annual retreat, or a new recruit fresh off your first mission (brilliant work on the siege of that horrid, Jelly Castle, by the way!) – Funk Mountain has something for everyone!
Be sure to swing by the lounge at the end of the day, where our resident superstar, Smooth Jazz, will be performing live with his band! And if you’re really feeling adventurous, you can always try taking him on head to head on the mountain – I should warn you though, the only thing smoother than his saxophone riffs, are his moves on the slopes!
Don’t forget: at Funk Mountain, the funkiest always comes out on top!
If you have any questions or concerns – I don’t care.
Enjoy your stay!
Doctor W.
P.S. The password for the WiFi is: IH8WUBSTEP
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Follow the official MDK social media pages to keep up to date with my latest releases ▼
MDK's Discography: morgandavidking.com/music
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/artist/4AFmCAFHwoV2o3QR1Wgup4
TWITTER: twitter.com/MDKOfficial
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/morgandavidking
DISCORD: discord.gg/TeamMDK
SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/MDKOfficial
FACEBOOK: facebook.com/MDKOfficial
WEBSITE: morgandavidking.com
VISUALS CREATED BY:
Michael Jimenez - Graphic Design (mikejdesign.com)
Jouste - Illustration (deviantart.com/jouste)
Lars Hellhammer - Motion Graphics (twitter.com/HellLars)