Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Stephen is the creator of the ""Simple Songs" series. Search for "Stephen Jarnick" on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon Music and YouTube Music. A new album is published every month.
"No big production values. Just me and my guitar. Hope you like it" - Stephen
Stephen was the lead tenor in several high profile choirs and spent a decade as the cantor at St. James' Cathedral, Toronto where he met many celebrities including Desmond Tutu, Queen Elizabeth, King Charles and other members of the royal family.
He'll regularly be singing Victorian/Edwardian era songs (mid 1800's to early 1900's) at the Ken Seiling Waterloo Region Museum's Doon Heritage Village starting in summer 2026.
MAYONNAISE
Let me tell you all a story about mayonnaise,
A condiment that's used in so many ways.
The people who love it just call it "mayo".
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
A chef bak in 18th century France,
Mixed egg yolks with vinegar, he took a chance,
His boss, the Duke of Richelieu,
Said "Sacre bleu! What is this goo?"
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
It tastes good with everything that we're making,
Potato salad, cole slaw, dips and baking,
On sandwiches it's a total must,
Especially fancy ones without crust.
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
Ketchup and mustard's what some folks request,
But mayonnaise is what I like the best,
It's white and it's creamy and comes in a jar,
And people extol it from near and from far.
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
#originalmusic,#originalsongs
Stephen is the creator of the ""Simple Songs" series. Search for "Stephen Jarnick" on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon Music and YouTube Music. A new album is published every month.
"No big production values. Just me and my guitar. Hope you like it" - Stephen
Stephen was the lead tenor in several high profile choirs and spent a decade as the cantor at St. James' Cathedral, Toronto where he met many celebrities including Desmond Tutu, Queen Elizabeth, King Charles and other members of the royal family.
He'll regularly be singing Victorian/Edwardian era songs (mid 1800's to early 1900's) at the Ken Seiling Waterloo Region Museum's Doon Heritage Village starting in summer 2026.
MAYONNAISE
Let me tell you all a story about mayonnaise,
A condiment that's used in so many ways.
The people who love it just call it "mayo".
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
A chef bak in 18th century France,
Mixed egg yolks with vinegar, he took a chance,
His boss, the Duke of Richelieu,
Said "Sacre bleu! What is this goo?"
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
It tastes good with everything that we're making,
Potato salad, cole slaw, dips and baking,
On sandwiches it's a total must,
Especially fancy ones without crust.
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
Ketchup and mustard's what some folks request,
But mayonnaise is what I like the best,
It's white and it's creamy and comes in a jar,
And people extol it from near and from far.
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
It makes me happy. It brightens my days.
#originalmusic,#originalsongs
