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Maybe Man by AJR
Track 1 on "The Maybe Man"
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AJR
Instagaram: instagram.com/ajrbrothers
TikTok: tiktok.com/@ajrbrothers
X: x.com/AJRBrothers
Facebook: facebook.com/AJRBrothers
YouTube: youtube.com/AJR
Check out my other lyrics videos
youtube.com/c/AoiGabe/videos
Check out my "The Maybe Man" playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=bGXSqamx_vA&list=PLwI19jQ2kqouqoC35RlhqMjCAcCfKMgrc
Produced By: Ryan Met
Written By: Adam Met, Jack Met & Ryan Met
Release Date: November 10, 2023
genius.com/Ajr-maybe-man-lyrics
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//Lyrics//
Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't wanna know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life, I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days are passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I'd never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
One, two, pandemonium
One, two, pandemonium
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium
One, two
Here I go again
#AJR #MaybeMan #themaybeman
Maybe Man by AJR
Track 1 on "The Maybe Man"
Subscribe for more!
Tap on the bell button to stay updated with more lyrics and discover music!
leave your comment and suggestions below :)
Stream AJR's "The Maybe Man" now! ajr.lnk.to/tmm
Official video: youtube.com/watch?v=OU24A9C8BUk
Audio: youtube.com/watch?v=OU24A9C8BUk
----------------------
AJR
Instagaram: instagram.com/ajrbrothers
TikTok: tiktok.com/@ajrbrothers
X: x.com/AJRBrothers
Facebook: facebook.com/AJRBrothers
YouTube: youtube.com/AJR
Check out my other lyrics videos
youtube.com/c/AoiGabe/videos
Check out my "The Maybe Man" playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=bGXSqamx_vA&list=PLwI19jQ2kqouqoC35RlhqMjCAcCfKMgrc
Produced By: Ryan Met
Written By: Adam Met, Jack Met & Ryan Met
Release Date: November 10, 2023
genius.com/Ajr-maybe-man-lyrics
----------------------
Disclaimer:
The audio and images used in this video is copyrighted and belong to their respective owners. I do not claim any right over them.
//Lyrics//
Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't wanna know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life, I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days are passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I'd never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
One, two, pandemonium
One, two, pandemonium
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium
One, two
Here I go again
#AJR #MaybeMan #themaybeman
