Uploaded May 2014 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 2014!! :D
SONG: Maternal Gangsta | GENRE: Rap

Just something I made for fun in celebration of Mother's Day! Hope you can enjoy! XD

-Maternal Gangsta LYRICS-

Welcome to ma' song
I'm yo' momma and I love you
Lemme comb my weave back
Before I kiss you and hug ya

It's Mother's Day today
And I want more than a card
Oh my! Is that gold chain for me?!
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

I guess I was wrong about you
My bad, I was thinking about your daddy
'Cause all he do is eat and shit cow patties
He's a lazy bum, and I'm glad you my baby
I've been trying to piss him off so we could get a divorce...maybe

Excuse me dear wifey
You've got it all wrong
How dare you insult somebody while you're wearing a thong?
As your utter size is an utter surprise
I'd bet you're fair competition in a cow's eyes

Now don't get me wrong
I love your thong
But you're certainly not the one who rules this throne

Now you forget that today is Mother's Day
So I recommend you man-up and brace your face!
Watch my purse rise, oooh! Like the fray?
Knock yo' smartass out until next May

Anyway, Happy Mother's Day
I'm pretty happy...O...kay, heehee!

-TripMX