Uploaded March 2012 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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(Best viewed at 1080p if you can)

Step 1. Flail around in a sporadic, random manner.
Step 2. Engage Super Mario Bros. combat system.exe.
Step 3. Bail out of your Mako for no apparent reason.
Step 4. Perform a power bomb wrestling move on an opponent with your Mako.
Step 5. Attempt mass suicide.

Music: RainbowCrash88 - Pinkies Parasprite Polka (8-Bit)