Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The devs turned every tank's health bar into a trust exercise, and the heroes are NOT handling it well. Doctor Strange mysteriously forgot to read his own page (1,000 shield btw), Hulk got finessed out of 50 HP and a whole ultimate's worth of energy, and the Punisher's bullets are now locked behind a friendship paywall.
Then the hotfix dropped ONE DAY LATER and somehow made everything funnier — the healers got an apology, Mantis got nerfed IN the apology, Cyclops got emotional over being remembered by name, and the toaster finally got audited.
The devs turned every tank's health bar into a trust exercise, and the heroes are NOT handling it well. Doctor Strange mysteriously forgot to read his own page (1,000 shield btw), Hulk got finessed out of 50 HP and a whole ultimate's worth of energy, and the Punisher's bullets are now locked behind a friendship paywall.
Then the hotfix dropped ONE DAY LATER and somehow made everything funnier — the healers got an apology, Mantis got nerfed IN the apology, Cyclops got emotional over being remembered by name, and the toaster finally got audited.
