Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Gustav Holst wrote his best-known work, The Planets, between 1914 and 1916. He expresses the essential essence of each planet in such movements as:

Mars, the Bringer of Otamatones
Venus, the Bringer of Shaving Products
Uranus, the Bringer of Old Farts
Pluto, the Disqualified

Of course, Automaton the Otamatone has to sing about his native planet.