Marriage Sucks @5secondfilms
Marriage Sucks  @5secondfilms
Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Every sale was another brick in the foundation of entropy. How can entropy have a foundation, you ask? Simple: It's bad writing. If you write something badly enough, something can have a quality it's categorically not supposed to have. But at least I didn't write this with AI! I couldn't, because the vacuum cleaners sucked up all the power from the data centers and now they whip us with their power cables. Truly, living in a vacuum world blows.
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