Uploaded June 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Sorry Suarez, but the internet was abuzz with his third career bite. Talk about being hungry for victory, but we couldn't resist doing a parody of a popular Hall & Oates song from the '80s. Enjoy!

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Man Eater (A Suarez Parody) - Jack & Rai
Lyrics by Rai
All music & vocals by Jack & Rai

Adapted from:
MANEATER by Hall & Oates
Written by Sara Allen, Daryl Hall & John Oates

Maneater

Straight from Uruguay
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
We've seen it all before

Watching and waiting
He's running with u
Then he dives down on the floor

So many would pay to see
A live demonstration of dentistry
The man is wild
A vampire tamed
By the whistle of a referee

Don't really matter
If the victim's Dutch, Serbian or from Italy

Oh oh here he comes
Watch out boy he'll chew you up
Oh oh here he comes
He's a maneater

You wouldn't come back for more
One more and it'd be four
He's a deadly man
Cos he could leave his teeth marks in your arm
Chiellini's not pasta
He likes it with
Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun

Oh oh here he comes
Watch out boy he'll chew you up
Oh oh here he comes
He's a maneater

No malice intended towards Suarez, his fans, Uruguay and Liverpool FC. Love, laughter & peace, people!