Uploaded March 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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👋Lords and Ladies
☕️I present to you - the very sorry affair of simply being "TEA DRUNK"
😳Yes it is quite a thing - believe me!
⚠️ Just don't ever let me make your brew
🎧Available NOW exclusively on BANDCAMP
👉🏻 madammisfit.bandcamp.com/track/tea-drunk

LYRICS
Are you sitting comfortably my dear?
Then I shall begin
To tell a tale, hold on tight - there's room for you Hop in!
Madam Misfit – I'm pleased to meet you
A nice firm handshake – don't be scared I wont eat you!
Where are my manners how rude
A beverage perhaps – tea freshly brewed
Now – that's better – hits the spot
Perhaps something wetter?

Dear God, I forgot teas partner in crime
A brew without a biscuit
there should be a fine
BUT THEY'RE MINE!
You should've brought your own
Arriving unannounced
IM SO ALONE
I drink so much tea
My freckles are the leaves
Stewed within me
I have to admit
I'm a little TEA DRUNK
In fact an addict

CHORUS

Mmmm, now you are a nice chap
so nice you can have my biscuit in fact
Go on – reach in a crumbly dream
We could share like those two dogs
In that spaghetti scene
– and as our eyes meet
We could savour this moment and our sugary treat
Now isn't this fun
Not awkward at all – I SHOULD MEET YOUR MUM!
AAHHH That's it, i've blown it
Trying to be cool – its ok just own it!
Sooo – you come here often?
You live here you fool or have you forgotten?
Please mind the chaos
And ignore the audience – they just came with the place ODD
Now where's my cup
This is going splendid and I need a top up!

CHORUS

My strongest blend form the seven seas
Especially for guests whom like to tease
LIKE YOU
Looking oh so splendid – you came highly recommended
Now sip it up
Be a good sport – don't spill a drop
Intoxication is the key to any relation
Just keep them topped up and increase flirtation

Sniff – isn't this great
Like hatters tea party but without the cake
Wait! Now let me see
You're stone bloody sober – how can this be?
It's never happened before
Occasionally premature but never not at all
The only explanation it would seem
That you've cheated on tea with coffee bean!

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