After Drinks Mama Phil Stewart Feels Hugo Olivers Young Iowan Balls And Then Robotnik Barges In HerrVarden 2015-07-28 | Ironically, it's Hugo that goes to [PRISON], not Phil. Round 3 w/ DewRound 2: youtube.com/watch?t=20&v=CHpG_YIxT3gRound 1: youtube.com/watch?v=NfQpSdzogow
Cee Lo Green - Valve You HerrVarden 2019-10-05 | Coming to a record store...Steam store...uh...Best Buy...near...you??Context:twitter.com/DryChrisVII/status/1176326536053411840
I Jus Got Around To Finishing This HerrVarden 2018-12-09 | Round 7 with Biodegradable.Round 6:youtube.com/watch?v=iwaVvg1XKnsIt's also my last round, and the first ever time I actually managed to finish all my rounds for a tennis. Hopefully this can be my first complete tennis once Bio does his last round. This'll be it from me for the year. Unless I think up a good shitpost.
B Is For Baunty Feet HerrVarden 2018-06-08 | Also some guy loses his beard.Round 5 with BiodegradableRound 4 hier: youtube.com/watch?v=5jsGin-phdw
Bill and Bonty Bitch For A While HerrVarden 2018-02-04 | They think a lot of things are bullshit.Round 3 with Biodegradable.
Politikscheisse HerrVarden 2018-01-17 | Der Welt ist alle scheisse!Part of Revvarden's sophisticated coverage of political fuckery, which you can see down below:youtube.com/watch?v=M5MbU4N-2g4
Bill Saunds Jus Right For Toronto HerrVarden 2018-01-15 | At least he doesn't smoke crack.Round 1 vs Biodegradable. Only limits here are to bookend with JusReign (whom I've wanted to use in a video for a while).Source: youtube.com/watch?v=d6WIwEO4QAw
I Had A Bottle Of Tequila With Merasmus Near Midnight HerrVarden 2017-07-08 | Needless to say, I got some bonus ducks if you know what I mean.
Timothy Janes Sings A Sallad About Female Genitalia HerrVarden 2017-06-09 | WHAT'S PUSSY?Inspiration:http://bidoof.tumblr.com/post/161522889958/tom-jones-experiences-difficulty-asking-what-pussy
ON MY FUCKING TIME HerrVarden 2017-01-23 | At this rate, he'll run out of chairs to throw.----Got Sony Vegas 13 on my main computer and figure I'd give it a spin. It ain't Sony Vegas 9 but it'll do.
Harry Vardon Writes To Bernard And I Piss Off Golf Enthusiasts HerrVarden 2015-09-01 | Shove this into your hole in one!
Sting And Robotnik Go To Princeton In Search Of Gangsters And Cookie Monster HerrVarden 2015-08-04 | The next thing they knew, Phil Collins was there talking to them about internet fads.Round 5 w/ DewRound 1: youtube.com/watch?v=NfQpSdzogowRound 2: youtube.com/watch?v=CHpG_YIxT3gRound 3: youtube.com/watch?v=M8M5Eu5e1vIRound 4: youtube.com/watch?v=V6xvZ3Gtio8
Jon Stewart Makes Jokes About Republicans HerrVarden 2015-07-27 | And he also takes jabs at liberals sometimes.Round 1 With Dew. I'm so excited!
jeonstutter HerrVarden 2015-02-03 | This is the feather duster. Now I just need to buy something tacky to put on the desk which serves as a metaphor for this channel
Who Was It That Wrongfully Accused Sir Roger From The Rabbit Family HerrVarden 2014-09-20 | I get the feeling that it's this guy.
Dick Wongburger Sells His Ear Aids To The Elders Of Zion HerrVarden 2014-08-17 | Dick had no choice. It was either sell them or become a nobody who would still be recognized for his valuable work. His respect could have been maintained, and indeed it did in the eyes of war, but it would dwindle as customs grew to change. He went to the almighty temple and commenced his transaction, in the hopes that his spirit would be vindicated by time. One of the elders, Shay D. Freuda, did not see the sincerity in his gesture and then gave him the misfortune of having his work later be most associated to a bestiality-committing speech-impediment hunter and a cross-dressing rabbit. And Shay laughed heartily as Dick found himself trapped in an ensuing cacophony that he could not escape from. As the anguish of his art was mangled before his eyes, the cackles echoed louder. And they soon became twisted into a knife, stabbing into his auditory senses as hard as one could hope. He did not bleed, but he cringed as all melted before him. With one final breath, he captured the bastardized notes in the air and held onto them, hoping that one day, those who find themselves cornered by their prejudices may suffer the same pain and he too could face the pleasure that Shay did.
スーパーチョップへナイル川//専用付き沿いキャプテン HerrVarden 2014-07-07 | Captain Along With The Nile River // Dedicated To Super ChopsI needed a little more aesthetic in my diet.
Alton G. Mitter HerrVarden 2014-01-27 | Everyone only gets twotags: mitt romney, glenn miller, jimmy fallon, why did I do this, why did I do this with jokes only I'd laugh at?, this is so fucking stupid, I need to wash this honey off my face
Oppa Violetta Style HerrVarden 2014-01-27 | I figured Mitt Romney would be more fitting of a song of his era.Tags: mitt romney, jimmy fallon, comedy, filler, this is what happens, this is what happens larry, this is what happens when you jump onto jokes instead of making your own
Rerraneh Gatdond Abahet - Vavy Deini HerrVarden 2014-01-12 | Rerraneh Gatdond Abahet is an incredibly short film by Czech-Austrian director Vavy Deini. Vavy Deini was born in 1932 and began creating films in his 20s. Most of his films involved very simplistic concepts that would later be mangled in one form or another. Well known for his brevity, he would create compilations of his films, disregarding and connections that they had for each other. Most of the reason that he was unable to gather success was that he was incredibly hostile and reclusive and much enjoyed his job as an electrician. The only reason people were aware of any of his work is that he was pushed by an artistic friend of his to create 10 compilations. Only 2 of his compilations still exist and of those two, only select parts have been able to be restored. One called "Vesar" has the short film "Rerraneh Gatdond Abahet" fully restored. The name comes from an ancient Czech language meaning "Untranslatable And Unworthy". It remains the only presentable part of Vesar, since the rest involve sexual intercourse with jars filled with condiments, mutilation of insects and an arrest of a prostitute who is about to go into labor. (AKA A Boat And Heavy Editing - HerrVarden)
Alls Well That Danny Wells HerrVarden 2014-01-06 | OR "Luigi Celebrates The Year Dedicated To Him By Becoming A Bartender In An Urban Community"My entry into Cantfly's Danny Wells collab.Shit, has it been so long?
Babby Durain Quits Easy Listening And Is Raptured HerrVarden 2013-07-21 | My only regret is that I couldn't make him say "Somewhere beyond the semen".
He Herds Pianos HerrVarden 2013-03-20 | For the Simplizität Kollaben Drie (Simplicity Collab 3)There's like maybe one or two jokes you might not get due to the language, but it shouldn't be too much to figure out the complex plot of this wonderful opera.
An Accurate Portrayal Of The Average Internet User HerrVarden 2013-01-26 | I'm not as the Redditors say "le subtle"
Spac Invadr HerrVarden 2012-12-01 | For spacman's Atart 2600 collab (which hardly got any support, unfortunately). I could have done more but Vegas was being retarded so I said "Fuck it I'll go a different route"Needless to say it did not turn out well.
The Varden Rules Vith An Iron Vist HerrVarden 2012-11-04 | For Smonge's Heroes And Villains collab (that didn't get that much support sadly). My villain was "Future Warden" because David Wain is a great man. I tried to implement a bit more of different aspects, but I didn't realize how hard it would be to YTP a source of this calibur without doing that much YTPing. Regardless, I think what I did was enough, and I'm pleased with the result. Or at least with the "Adagio For Strings" part.
Jim Durango Suffers A Fit Of Irrelevance In Modern Culture HerrVarden 2012-10-09 | Kids these days. With their hip-hop and their visuals.
Some Fish Can Get Raped HerrVarden 2012-08-30 | Robotnik loves a good salmon-screwing. I'll get to something more substantial later.
theres no way to say this right HerrVarden 2012-07-15 | Luckily this video will put something into perspective.
The Spaghetti Western Bombs And Cookie Monster Comes Back To Ernie HerrVarden 2012-06-22 | People just aren't ready for an actor that smells like a cookie.
Do You Think When The Bubbles Fizz, They Get Raptured? HerrVarden 2012-06-10 | I like to think they do...
Da Pregmanater 2 - Jizzment Day HerrVarden 2012-05-29 | I know what you're thinking...no, there is no porno by the same name. Yes, I'm shocked by this news too. This is my final video on Vegas 9 Pro Platinum, as I will upgrade to something much less shitty and limiting. On a different note I hope some of the jokes don't detract too much from the video.swarce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURVAxUYFbY
Assaholic Under Azulfer HerrVarden 2012-05-22 | (static noises)Hello there. I am HerrVarden, who you'd most likely know as the fellow named GameJudge. I had been trapped in that bloke's mind for a while and managed to finally make my way out and open this channel so that I can fulfill what he was afraid of. I may not appear as often as him...or maybe I will, but whatever the case, the game here is much more different than whatever the Judge has in his realm. As for this first video I have over here...well, let's just allow it speak for itself. Goodbye, gentlemen. (static noises again, transmission ends)
