Uploaded January 2018 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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An intentionally exaggerated theory I've had coming for a few weeks, and reworked to fit Nintendo's update announcement.

Obviously not intended to be cannon, but an interesting conspiracy that can be reached by connecting various dots (having to state the obvious because of some rude commenters).

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