Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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CADENCE: The deals you're promising sound TOO good... You aren't Monstrous, are you?
BIFF: The way you're always stomping about... seems like you've got a bit of a clogging problem.

Welcome back to Losers Round 2! The fifth match has begun! Cast your votes now!
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Track Name: hyper_speed
Characters Represented: gSports, Cadence
Musician: ziiruu
Art: Marred, Crack Frost
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Read the lore for this match here!
https://mashupweek.cloud/2025/11/05/crypts-n-quips-part-1-gsports-vs-cadence/
https://mashupweek.cloud/2025/11/06/crypts-n-quips-part-2-gsports-vs-cadence/
https://mashupweek.cloud/2025/11/05/vote-now-gsports-vs-cadence/

Sources:
nervous_testpilot - Emergency Move (Roguelikes: Fights In Tight Spaces)
BT - Kimosabe (Racing Games: Need For Speed: Underground)
Persona 3 - Burn My Dread -Last Battle- (Dungeon Crawlers)
Royksopp - Remind Me (GEICO, Advertisements)
The Crystal Method - Born Too Slow (Racing Games: Need For Speed: Underground)
NerdOut! - Fortnite Rap Battle (Twitch Games: Fortnite)
Loving Caliber - Faster Car (Cars)
Virtual Self - Ghost Voices (Rhythm Games: Beat Saber)
Noisestorm - Desert Breaks (Notable Streamer BGM: NCS, Roguelikes: Crab Champions)
gupi - spencer hawk's pro existential crisis (Roguelikes: HYPERHELL)
James Landino - Demetrius (Rhythm Games: Cytus II)
Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass (Streamers: Ali-A)
Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is) (GEICO, Advertisements)
Jamie Paige - Radiant Revival (Rift of the Necrodancer)
Craig Barnes - Won't You Kindly Increase the Decibels? (Roguelikes: Streets of Rogue)
Studio EIM - Abnormality Choice (Roguelikes, Dungeon Crawlers: Limbus Company)
underscores - Music (Rhythm Games: Dance Dance Revolution)
Mord Fustang - Elixia (Cars, Rhythm Games: Beat Saber)
Madeon - The City (Racing Games: Need For Speed: Most Wanted)

gSports
- Songs featured in Geico commercials, or made for advertisements.
(Sexy Grandpa Time, Push It, Somebody's Watching Me, Whoomp! There It Is)
(All People Are Tax People, nuts.com, Freecreditreport.com, Chili's Babyback Ribs)
- Songs from games featured in eSports competitions, or featured in games popularized through Twitch.
(Rocket League, League Of Legends, CS:GO, Dota 2)
(Fortnite, Fall Guys, Among Us, Jackbox Party Packs)
- Songs from Racing games, or related to cars & bikes.
(Forza Horizons, Blur, Mario Kart, Ridge Racer: Type 4)
(Initial D, Car Radio, Highway Couture, No Handlebars)
- Songs related to streamers, streaming & notable streamer background music.
(We Like To Party, Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pon Pon Pon, VTuber Songs)
(Unity, Candyland, NCS, Alan Walker)

Cadence
- Songs featured in games with contributions by Danny Baranowsky.
(Crypt of The NecroDancer, The Binding of Issac, Super Meat Boy, Cave Story)
- Songs from or popularized through Rhythm games.
(Rhythm Heaven, Muse Dash, Just Shapes & Beats, Geometry Dash)
(The Big Black, Brain Power, Quaver, Freedom Dive)
- Songs featured in Dungeon Crawlers or Roguelikes
(Enter The Gungeon, Slay The Spire, Spelunky, Darkest Dungeon)
(Nuclear Throne, Risk of Rain 2, Tomb Crawler, Pixel Dungeons)