Uploaded October 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Like many Asian historical dramas, there's a fair amount of violence in "Love Like the Galaxy." First, the heroine is despised by every young woman at court because she's loved by the hero. Secondly, the hero is out for revenge and discovers fifteen year old information through rather violent means. Since I usually close my eyes while watching bloody scenes, I've seen more of them making this video than I did while I watched the show.


Everyone knows someone we'd be better off without
But best not mention names, for we don't know who's about.
But why commit a murder and risk the fires of hell
When Black Widows in the Privy can do it just as well?

Now poison's good and daggers and arrows in the back
And if you're really desperate you can try a front attack.
But are they really worthy of the risk of being caught
When Black Widows in the Privy need not be bribed nor bought?

Now if there's someone whom you wish most simply to be rid
Just wait till dark and point the way to where the Widow's hid.
And say to them, "I think you'll find that this one is the best."
And Black Widows in the Privy will gladly do the rest.