Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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I will admit upfront: I used the most marketable portions of some of these. Especially for Scott and Martyn. But they fit anyway, so it works.

Also, for Scar… I did the best I could. Without context, the portion I chose seems innocent enough, so I rolled with it. I am painfully aware of the actual song. Ignore the context in relations to this AU.

And of course Joel is Mischa. He’s the Bad Boy who has a not-so-secret soft spot for his true love. (I love Jizzie so much, you don’t understand. They’re so wholesome!!)

KEY:
Grian - Jane Doe (Penny)
Scott - Noel
Pearl - Constance
Martyn - Ocean
Scar - Ricky
Joel - Mischa