Uploaded October 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
ATTENTION: Contains spoilers for Life is Strange Episodes 1-4. It's also based off of the Life is Strange Abridged series and if you don't know what that is, then here's a playlist you delightful goose.
youtube.com/watch?v=rxTZ4RROYzU&index=1&list=PLRXdEr5k3nxB8FAqKMB9q18qrUUKz2Zqq
Hey, remember that ending song during the credits of Life is Strange Abridged Episode 4? Here's the full version of it! Featuring Max, Principal Wells and the adorable Mark Jefferson. Isn't he precious?
Download link: dropbox.com/s/heze4xrjcgiulmk/Life%20Is%20Strange%20Final%20Mix.wav?dl=0
The song is a parody of David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'.
LYRICS:
Principal Wells:
It’s a god awful small affair,
All these students who seem to care,
When the hell will they all go home?
So I can run out and play in the brome,
But the parents they want some chats,
About their boring, dumb tedious brats,
They say the school won’t run itself,
I stole the handicap fund for myself,
But this town is a saddening bore,
I’ve been trapped here three weeks or more,
I could spit in the eyes of the fools,
But that sounds like a lot of work
Max:
Fat whales, lying out on the beach
Oh man, I’ve really fucked up now,
Chloe’s dead again
Take a look at this big storm,
Coming for Arcadia Bay,
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know,
This is probably my fault,
I guess life is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
Jefferson:
It’s on America’s tortured brow,
That kitty cats go meow, meow, meow
And they say that I’m quite insane,
But the truth is that Max is a bane,
In the side of my right left hip,
To San Fransisco I said we’d trip,
But instead to the basement we go,
For evil intents, I guess, I don’t know
And now Chloe has no head,
And my suit’s splattered in red,
Her body can be left out here,
Let’s go look at the
Everyone:
Fat whales, lying out on the beach
Oh man, I’ve really fucked up now,
Chloe’s dead again
Take a look at this big storm,
Coming for Arcadia Bay,
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know,
This is probably my fault,
I guess life is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
ATTENTION: Contains spoilers for Life is Strange Episodes 1-4. It's also based off of the Life is Strange Abridged series and if you don't know what that is, then here's a playlist you delightful goose.
youtube.com/watch?v=rxTZ4RROYzU&index=1&list=PLRXdEr5k3nxB8FAqKMB9q18qrUUKz2Zqq
Hey, remember that ending song during the credits of Life is Strange Abridged Episode 4? Here's the full version of it! Featuring Max, Principal Wells and the adorable Mark Jefferson. Isn't he precious?
Download link: dropbox.com/s/heze4xrjcgiulmk/Life%20Is%20Strange%20Final%20Mix.wav?dl=0
The song is a parody of David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'.
LYRICS:
Principal Wells:
It’s a god awful small affair,
All these students who seem to care,
When the hell will they all go home?
So I can run out and play in the brome,
But the parents they want some chats,
About their boring, dumb tedious brats,
They say the school won’t run itself,
I stole the handicap fund for myself,
But this town is a saddening bore,
I’ve been trapped here three weeks or more,
I could spit in the eyes of the fools,
But that sounds like a lot of work
Max:
Fat whales, lying out on the beach
Oh man, I’ve really fucked up now,
Chloe’s dead again
Take a look at this big storm,
Coming for Arcadia Bay,
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know,
This is probably my fault,
I guess life is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
Jefferson:
It’s on America’s tortured brow,
That kitty cats go meow, meow, meow
And they say that I’m quite insane,
But the truth is that Max is a bane,
In the side of my right left hip,
To San Fransisco I said we’d trip,
But instead to the basement we go,
For evil intents, I guess, I don’t know
And now Chloe has no head,
And my suit’s splattered in red,
Her body can be left out here,
Let’s go look at the
Everyone:
Fat whales, lying out on the beach
Oh man, I’ve really fucked up now,
Chloe’s dead again
Take a look at this big storm,
Coming for Arcadia Bay,
Oh man, wonder if they’ll ever know,
This is probably my fault,
I guess life is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
