Uploaded October 2015 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
What could possibly go wrong when a heavy metal band narrates your life?
A Collaboration with FamilyJules7x: youtube.com/FamilyJules7X
Download "Life is Brutal" on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/life-is-brutal-single/id1049536377
Loudr: https://loudr.fm/release/life-is-brutal/VdnAR
Bandcamp: lylemcdouchebag.bandcamp.com/track/life-is-brutal
Amazon: amazon.com/Life-Brutal-Explicit-Familyjules7x/dp/B016NZ7XSC/ref=sr_1_1?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1445645649&sr=1-1-mp3-albums-bar-strip-0&keywords=life+is+brutal+familyjules7x+lyle+mcdouchebag
Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/album/FamilyJules7x_Life_is_Brutal?id=Bnenughcuxhrr2h2lzf3jy5nrp4&hl=en
Spotify: player.spotify.com/album/4BsAkXLZkV3il8uEQrMDQR
Cast (in order of appearance)
NateWantsToBattle: youtube.com/user/NateWantsToBattle
RazörFist: youtube.com/user/xRazorFistx
The Completionist: youtube.com/user/ThatOneVideoGamer
Rodrigo Huerta: youtube.com/user/elcid1984
Morgan Want: youtube.com/user/MorganWant
Jaxxy & Tomar: youtube.com/user/jaxamoto
Royalty free FX by BlinkFarm
Lyrics:
WAKE UP
Drag your body out into the daylight
Eat your breakfast to start off the day right
Take a shower and get nice and soapy
And when you wash your balls be very thorough because
We’re ALWAYS THERE
WE CAN SMELL
IF THERE’S SMEGMA WE CAN TELL
CAREFUL NOW THE BLADE IS SHARP
This hubris
So careless
You’ve paid the price in PAIN
BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THIS DAY
A single cog in this robotic monotony
Become one with the daily grind
Hail to the sultan of this workplace autocracy
Refrain from giving him a piece of your mind
I assume if you’re employed still, he can’t understand me
What would happen if I broke this modus operandi?
To clarify:
Have you ever told your boss that you think he’s a DICKHEAD?
You sure fuckin told everybody else
Put the METAL to the pedal now! Start spinning your tires!
We poured the fuel, and now you’re fired!
That guy CUT YOU OFF
THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR (FLIP HIM OFF)
LET THE FINGER VENGEANCE SOAR (LETS FLIP HIM OFF)
We’re ALWAYS THERE
See everything
Each passing day our repertoire gets more embarrassing
Do they know that instead of porn you look at their friends’ facebook pictures?
We could tell them all about how much you say the N-Word when no one’s around
Or that one time when you pretended you had cancer for attention
It’s all between just you and us because we’re
ALWAYS THERE!
Now you’re thinking about the
Time you saw your own
Grandmother’s Vagina
So you don’t cum too soon
WHOOOOOAAAA! YOU DID IT ANYWAY!
ALWAYS THERE!
YOU EVEN TOLD US THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
DAMN IT, give us some room
Do they know that you’re notorious for hogging all the bed sheets?
So inconsiderate, GOD
You’re so lucky that we put up with you
GOODNIGHT
(Heavy Metal Snoring x8)
What could possibly go wrong when a heavy metal band narrates your life?
A Collaboration with FamilyJules7x: youtube.com/FamilyJules7X
Download "Life is Brutal" on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/life-is-brutal-single/id1049536377
Loudr: https://loudr.fm/release/life-is-brutal/VdnAR
Bandcamp: lylemcdouchebag.bandcamp.com/track/life-is-brutal
Amazon: amazon.com/Life-Brutal-Explicit-Familyjules7x/dp/B016NZ7XSC/ref=sr_1_1?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1445645649&sr=1-1-mp3-albums-bar-strip-0&keywords=life+is+brutal+familyjules7x+lyle+mcdouchebag
Google Play: play.google.com/store/music/album/FamilyJules7x_Life_is_Brutal?id=Bnenughcuxhrr2h2lzf3jy5nrp4&hl=en
Spotify: player.spotify.com/album/4BsAkXLZkV3il8uEQrMDQR
Cast (in order of appearance)
NateWantsToBattle: youtube.com/user/NateWantsToBattle
RazörFist: youtube.com/user/xRazorFistx
The Completionist: youtube.com/user/ThatOneVideoGamer
Rodrigo Huerta: youtube.com/user/elcid1984
Morgan Want: youtube.com/user/MorganWant
Jaxxy & Tomar: youtube.com/user/jaxamoto
Royalty free FX by BlinkFarm
Lyrics:
WAKE UP
Drag your body out into the daylight
Eat your breakfast to start off the day right
Take a shower and get nice and soapy
And when you wash your balls be very thorough because
We’re ALWAYS THERE
WE CAN SMELL
IF THERE’S SMEGMA WE CAN TELL
CAREFUL NOW THE BLADE IS SHARP
This hubris
So careless
You’ve paid the price in PAIN
BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THIS DAY
A single cog in this robotic monotony
Become one with the daily grind
Hail to the sultan of this workplace autocracy
Refrain from giving him a piece of your mind
I assume if you’re employed still, he can’t understand me
What would happen if I broke this modus operandi?
To clarify:
Have you ever told your boss that you think he’s a DICKHEAD?
You sure fuckin told everybody else
Put the METAL to the pedal now! Start spinning your tires!
We poured the fuel, and now you’re fired!
That guy CUT YOU OFF
THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR (FLIP HIM OFF)
LET THE FINGER VENGEANCE SOAR (LETS FLIP HIM OFF)
We’re ALWAYS THERE
See everything
Each passing day our repertoire gets more embarrassing
Do they know that instead of porn you look at their friends’ facebook pictures?
We could tell them all about how much you say the N-Word when no one’s around
Or that one time when you pretended you had cancer for attention
It’s all between just you and us because we’re
ALWAYS THERE!
Now you’re thinking about the
Time you saw your own
Grandmother’s Vagina
So you don’t cum too soon
WHOOOOOAAAA! YOU DID IT ANYWAY!
ALWAYS THERE!
YOU EVEN TOLD US THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
DAMN IT, give us some room
Do they know that you’re notorious for hogging all the bed sheets?
So inconsiderate, GOD
You’re so lucky that we put up with you
GOODNIGHT
(Heavy Metal Snoring x8)
