Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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A (short) love letter to a silly horse game and a particular Uma Musume that stole my heart. [Reupload to fix a editing error.]

Chapters
0:00 - What is this silly horse game?
8:09 - Introducing Vodka!
19:43 - After the Derby
26:13 - Pull up those bootstraps, girl
41:50 - The end part I didn't want to cover

Learn more about Aston Machan: youtube.com/watch?v=Sp8kqhC-P7Q (from someone that can actually speak properly)

My twitter: https://x.com/KyotoMoto

This is my first time making a such in-depth video, I have tried my best with race translations and historical accuracy, I apologize if there are any errors.

Copyright stuff:
This is a unmonetized educational/Parody video and all footage & music is used under the fair use policy. (for criticism, comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research purposes)
Original race footage - youtube.com/watch?v=11SHvOP7Fxg
All other race footage is copyright JRA
All Uma Musume Pretty Derby Music & anime footage is copyright Cygames / Cygames pictures