Uploaded February 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Upon feeding a colored-globule fetishist until morbidly obese, Mario travels to the result: a freaking planet. From there, it's a fail-filled, vertigo-inducing climb through a glass pill, and then a star. After that, Mario decides to take on King Butt-face (man, I am clever!) and his harrowing two-ship fleet. Time to give him a taste of his own medicine: coconuts.

Oh yes... he'll drink it all up.

Also... why would a fiery squid need a battleship fleet? Moreover, why would have them constructed out of WOOD?!