Uploaded July 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Rain has a cruel sense of fun.
It never plays by the rules.
It makes me quit my LP,
Turns me into a fool.

It leaves me on my own.
With ruined audio,
Oh, what can I do?

They say that commentaries,
With background noise,
It only makes you look
So unprofessional.

I don't believe it's true,
But I hear it and what can I do?

I wish that I had a mic.
A mic that could
Cancel the noise for once,

And you would say to me,
"Oh, great quality!"
You'll say you'll subscribe to me.

Rain falls on me,
And I'm recording away
Tell me, do you think my
Commentary sucks now?

I'm not the kind to let
You watch as it sounds,
Like I was outside...
Recording nature sounds.

And so I'll hide
Myself away from YouTube,
Leave behind the Let's Play
Of a cute little king.

I thought that I had somewhat
Good quality.
You told me it actually sucked.
I suppose that I did it wrong.