Uploaded March 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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We till the motherfucking shit out of the soil in this earnest appreciation for tile-based farming games from an age before the genre went all social media on us. While winkling tortured innuendo from every possible hole we also cover Batman: Arkham Knight, hypothetical new game-to-film adaptations, and how ironic is too ironic.