Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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This week’s episode was inspired by the game, currently in development, Yandere Simulator. The song used in this episode is Selena Gomez’s Hands to myself. I heard the song and wanted to make a parody and this just kind of happened, hope you like it.
Songs used all come from singkingkaraoke, and My, Eyeflower’s voice is used in the parody singing portion.
Lyrics:
Sempai notice me
I get flustered around you
I can’t even think straight
Baby I would kill for you

So come on, and meet me
On Friday under the cherry tree
I’ll confess all my love
You’ll be mine forever babe

[Pre-chorus:]
Oh, cause all of the preps and the shy girls
Keep looking at my sempai
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
But all of the preps and the shy girls
Keep looking at my sempai
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying

But I...


Can't keep my knife to myself
My knife to myself(2x)

Some would say I’m obsessed
But I killed them all anyway
And though you’ll never know
I killed Kokona yesterday

Oh, cause all of the preps and the shy girls
Keep looking at my sempai
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
But all of the preps and the shy girls
Keep looking at my sempai
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying
But I...

Can't keep my knife to myself
My knife to myself (2x)

Can't keep my knife to myself
I want you, sempai, and no one else
Get near my sempai and you will die
Give me your all and nothing else
Oh, I, I want you
I want it all
I want it all, ooh

Can't keep my knife to myself
I mean, I could but why would I want to?

My knife to myself
Can't keep my knife to myself
My knife to myself
Can't keep, keep my hands to myself

I want it all, no, nothing else
Can't keep my knife to myself
Get near my sempai and you will die
Can't keep my knife to myself