Uploaded November 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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I went on a ten day trip to Hawaii, including a stay at the iconic Hilton Hawaiian Village (a real life version of Walt Disney World's Polynesian Resort), a private tour around Oʻahu, and a week on Kauai with my family. Took a nonstop First Class flight on United from IAD to HNL on the way out, and then on the way back LIH to OAK, Ubered to SFO, and then SFO to IAD. Visited some amazing tiki bars in and around Honolulu, including Arnold's, Skull and Crown, and La Mariana Sailing Club. On Kauai we stayed in an AirBnB a few blocks from Poipu Beach, ate a Puka Dog and drank from a fresh coconut, visited Waimea Canyon State Park, did a rum tasting at Koloa Rum Company, and rode ATVs through the jungle with Kipu Ranch Adventures.

Thanks to Calvin Uyehara for the fantastic tour of O'ahu. If you'd like to contact Calvin to book a private tour, let me know and I'll forward you his contact info!

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