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LoL Raps 9! We tower divin! I tried something new with this one...hope your ears don't bleed. :) I also meant to say "this one as well" instead of "this was well".
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Summoner Name: BossPanda
Region: NA
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Lyrics:
(chorus)
I'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give me a kill
we'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give us a kill
(verse 1)
Whisper in silence: You can run away now
I'll tell you right now, no need to be alarmed
when the boss is playing LoL, he'll dive without cause
Playing too aggressive might be a big flaw but playing too passive gets you dropped like a vase
On a hardwood floor, tower huggers I adore you
I implore you to hug that tower like you always do
Bosspanda ain't scared of a little laser wound
I'll make you look like a joke just like a baboon's
But I can't always make you feel so embarassed
When you game against the boss Panda got you feeling scared
I can't apologize if against me you get paired
But I apologize for when you stain your underwear
In your real life outside of the game
So carry a bottle just in case you see my name
Prepare yourself to rage cause this ain't just a claim
I play tower diving like it's a new game
(chorus)
I'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give me a kill
we'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give us a kill
(verse 2)
whisper in silence: I Simply Walk Into Mordor
There's a fine line between courage and stupidity
Somehow I find time to encourage my silly teams
To Tower dive and cross it which they do so willingly
A simple strategy always used inefficiently
But when it pays off we scream and rejoice
Cause tower diving anyone is a risky choice
I'm a crazy panda in my head I hear a voice
And it says to tower dive when it gives advice
Whispers in my ear telling me to be insane
dive anybody boss, it'll be ok
but I can't do that, what if it's a bait
What if their jungler is setting up a gank
Don't be afraid, they aren't that smart
look at them, they didn't even Cv at the start
You can dive anybody , anyone you want
Who cares if your team rages if you come up short
(chorus)
I'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give me a kill
we'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give us a kill
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
LoL Raps 9! We tower divin! I tried something new with this one...hope your ears don't bleed. :) I also meant to say "this one as well" instead of "this was well".
If you would like to donate: paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=W4MEELLNXNU2E
Summoner Name: BossPanda
Region: NA
New single on itunes and Amazon! check it out: itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-introduction/id454994648?i=454994680
amazon.com/The-Introduction-Single/dp/B005G0DMF4/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312869578&sr=301-1
Subscribe for more LoL Raps! :)
Download: mediafire.com/?npxabun0eq2ub2a
Lyrics:
(chorus)
I'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give me a kill
we'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give us a kill
(verse 1)
Whisper in silence: You can run away now
I'll tell you right now, no need to be alarmed
when the boss is playing LoL, he'll dive without cause
Playing too aggressive might be a big flaw but playing too passive gets you dropped like a vase
On a hardwood floor, tower huggers I adore you
I implore you to hug that tower like you always do
Bosspanda ain't scared of a little laser wound
I'll make you look like a joke just like a baboon's
But I can't always make you feel so embarassed
When you game against the boss Panda got you feeling scared
I can't apologize if against me you get paired
But I apologize for when you stain your underwear
In your real life outside of the game
So carry a bottle just in case you see my name
Prepare yourself to rage cause this ain't just a claim
I play tower diving like it's a new game
(chorus)
I'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give me a kill
we'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give us a kill
(verse 2)
whisper in silence: I Simply Walk Into Mordor
There's a fine line between courage and stupidity
Somehow I find time to encourage my silly teams
To Tower dive and cross it which they do so willingly
A simple strategy always used inefficiently
But when it pays off we scream and rejoice
Cause tower diving anyone is a risky choice
I'm a crazy panda in my head I hear a voice
And it says to tower dive when it gives advice
Whispers in my ear telling me to be insane
dive anybody boss, it'll be ok
but I can't do that, what if it's a bait
What if their jungler is setting up a gank
Don't be afraid, they aren't that smart
look at them, they didn't even Cv at the start
You can dive anybody , anyone you want
Who cares if your team rages if you come up short
(chorus)
I'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give me a kill
we'll tower dive you
that tower will not save you
Please hit your blue pill
or you will give us a kill
