Uploaded July 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
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The new "LoL Raps". As requested, Xin Zhao. I really really suck at this champ but I really enjoyed making this song. :) Pregnancy jokes. Trololol.
Summoner Name: BossPanda
Region: NA
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http://www.amazon.com/The-Introduction-Single/dp/B005G0DMF4/ref=sr_shvl_album...
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Lyrics:
verse 1:
boss...turn your body to a living dichotomy
Slice your brain open to perform a lobotomy
Xin Zhao baby steward of a whole dynasty
Knock you in the air got you studying astronomy
Honestly, im cool and composed, when I enter into battle lookin straight like a bro, with my sunglasses on shirt hugging muscles, ponytail did up and a spear I hold
Quite bold, hunger for the wins
Hail from demacia but I rarely ever spin
rather give a spear punt to your unguarded chin
Right after a charge wrecks both of your shins
Tryna run, you slowed to a crawl
The tip of this spear will be your downfall
And after im done, I gotta recall
and buy what I need, xin zhaos gotta ball
Chorus:
don't mess with the boss lemme get this point across
spear got you feeling lost
when it throws you up into the air
you afraid of heights? you better be scared
it's a mystery how a piece of wood can defy the laws of gravity metaphysical calamity atmospherical anomaly
verse 2:
xin...always looking for a challenge
often disappointed better find some ointment
for the wounds you've been appointed
boss is just toyin with emotions
poppin health potions goin through the motions
lookin for a single fearful notion
And he fights to death never stressed team expects nothin
less when he enters in a battle he's goin' til his last breath blessed by a king after 50 somethin tests put a million souls to rest
uncontended better check your discrepancies
xin knock you up all day like pregnancy
spearing everybody with undoubtable efficiency
ending your life vitality deficiency
sufficiently, coming out the bush
so dangerous, danger wouldn't even wanna handle this
xin never feeling remiss
but its so effortless when he puts a hole in your body like swiss
Chorus:
don't mess with the boss lemme get this point across
spear got you feeling lost
when it throws you up into the air
you afraid of heights? you better be scared
it's a mystery how a piece of wood can defy the laws of gravity metaphysical calamity atmospherical anomaly
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
The new "LoL Raps". As requested, Xin Zhao. I really really suck at this champ but I really enjoyed making this song. :) Pregnancy jokes. Trololol.
Summoner Name: BossPanda
Region: NA
If you would like to donate: paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=W4MEELLNXNU2E
New single on itunes and Amazon! check it out: itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-introduction/id454994648?i=454994680
http://www.amazon.com/The-Introduction-Single/dp/B005G0DMF4/ref=sr_shvl_album...
Forum Thread: leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=11328898#post11328898
download link: mediafire.com/?8as1j11ncn3soqm
Subscribe to my channel (youtube.com/fringebeats)! Comment! Vote for your favorite champs in the comments section! Post on facebook! Tweet! Embed this on forums!
Lyrics:
verse 1:
boss...turn your body to a living dichotomy
Slice your brain open to perform a lobotomy
Xin Zhao baby steward of a whole dynasty
Knock you in the air got you studying astronomy
Honestly, im cool and composed, when I enter into battle lookin straight like a bro, with my sunglasses on shirt hugging muscles, ponytail did up and a spear I hold
Quite bold, hunger for the wins
Hail from demacia but I rarely ever spin
rather give a spear punt to your unguarded chin
Right after a charge wrecks both of your shins
Tryna run, you slowed to a crawl
The tip of this spear will be your downfall
And after im done, I gotta recall
and buy what I need, xin zhaos gotta ball
Chorus:
don't mess with the boss lemme get this point across
spear got you feeling lost
when it throws you up into the air
you afraid of heights? you better be scared
it's a mystery how a piece of wood can defy the laws of gravity metaphysical calamity atmospherical anomaly
verse 2:
xin...always looking for a challenge
often disappointed better find some ointment
for the wounds you've been appointed
boss is just toyin with emotions
poppin health potions goin through the motions
lookin for a single fearful notion
And he fights to death never stressed team expects nothin
less when he enters in a battle he's goin' til his last breath blessed by a king after 50 somethin tests put a million souls to rest
uncontended better check your discrepancies
xin knock you up all day like pregnancy
spearing everybody with undoubtable efficiency
ending your life vitality deficiency
sufficiently, coming out the bush
so dangerous, danger wouldn't even wanna handle this
xin never feeling remiss
but its so effortless when he puts a hole in your body like swiss
Chorus:
don't mess with the boss lemme get this point across
spear got you feeling lost
when it throws you up into the air
you afraid of heights? you better be scared
it's a mystery how a piece of wood can defy the laws of gravity metaphysical calamity atmospherical anomaly
