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1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
Lyrics:
(verse 1)
I once played a game, they thought I was AP and that's when I said (urgotta be kidding me!) do you really mean you didn't know I'm AD I shoot chainsaws with body artillery
Hear my soliloquy, metal extremities assembled by a scientist in secretive factories
ostensibly killin all those attackin me
a God of death causing unsurmounted fatalities
corrosive acid splashin on your habiliments
burns to your bones searing all your ligaments
implements designed to destroy the innocent
an infinitely intricate inclement incident
grotesque and hideous, pus be emittin
as I hobble all over the place before I'm switchin
dark insidious, venom I'm pitchin
You really think you'll win? urgotta be kiddin
(chorus)
You're lost in the jungle (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't find your way (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You're going 0 and 12 (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Still say I lost the game (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You talk a bunch of trash (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Blame me for getting ganked (urgotta be kiddin me!)
You say i'm gettin carried (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't believe this is ranked (ugotta be kiddin me!)
(verse 2)
Reanimated after being decapitated counterattacks will most likely be formulated
demacian downfall deviously demonstrated win for nox, urgot is very elated
insatiated with a thirst for blood, revenge, eradicate them with my scuds, and drench them
with a green colored liquid enough and send their
bones back to demacia
Necromantic energies course through my arteries
necrotically powering acid hunting archery
urgot'll be, up in your lane, perpetual pain
after swappin' your place in the game
stayin the same, vicious cruel mechanical bastard
mastered battle faster wartime pastor
preachin death to all casters as they get plastered by my devious noxian acid blaster
(chorus)
You're lost in the jungle (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't find your way (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You're going 0 and 12 (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Still say I lost the game (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You talk a bunch of trash (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Blame me for getting ganked (urgotta be kiddin me!)
You say i'm gettin carried (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't believe this is ranked (ugotta be kiddin me!)
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
Lyrics:
(verse 1)
I once played a game, they thought I was AP and that's when I said (urgotta be kidding me!) do you really mean you didn't know I'm AD I shoot chainsaws with body artillery
Hear my soliloquy, metal extremities assembled by a scientist in secretive factories
ostensibly killin all those attackin me
a God of death causing unsurmounted fatalities
corrosive acid splashin on your habiliments
burns to your bones searing all your ligaments
implements designed to destroy the innocent
an infinitely intricate inclement incident
grotesque and hideous, pus be emittin
as I hobble all over the place before I'm switchin
dark insidious, venom I'm pitchin
You really think you'll win? urgotta be kiddin
(chorus)
You're lost in the jungle (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't find your way (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You're going 0 and 12 (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Still say I lost the game (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You talk a bunch of trash (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Blame me for getting ganked (urgotta be kiddin me!)
You say i'm gettin carried (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't believe this is ranked (ugotta be kiddin me!)
(verse 2)
Reanimated after being decapitated counterattacks will most likely be formulated
demacian downfall deviously demonstrated win for nox, urgot is very elated
insatiated with a thirst for blood, revenge, eradicate them with my scuds, and drench them
with a green colored liquid enough and send their
bones back to demacia
Necromantic energies course through my arteries
necrotically powering acid hunting archery
urgot'll be, up in your lane, perpetual pain
after swappin' your place in the game
stayin the same, vicious cruel mechanical bastard
mastered battle faster wartime pastor
preachin death to all casters as they get plastered by my devious noxian acid blaster
(chorus)
You're lost in the jungle (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't find your way (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You're going 0 and 12 (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
Still say I lost the game (Urgotta be kiddin me!)
You talk a bunch of trash (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Blame me for getting ganked (urgotta be kiddin me!)
You say i'm gettin carried (urgotta be kiddin me!)
Can't believe this is ranked (ugotta be kiddin me!)
