Uploaded July 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Songs of the Summoned 2 Entry - Parody of "Cookie Jar" By Gym Class Heroes
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B Cawk NA
Ragnos Mysterios NA

Lyrics:
(Chorus)
2000 Elo
Solo Ranked Yi
Too scared to Group Up
Cause you Know I'll BD

Hit me with them slows
You'll never catch me

You Want me to Team Fight
But I can't keep my sword off our Turrets yall

My sword, my sword, my sword etc.

You see I got this problem
I need help tryin' to solve it
Cause Ranked Game after Ranked Game and I'm still an M-Yi Hollic
I'm gun' pick him, then win with him, kill yo buildings, and yo brawlers
And with my new Ghostblade I bought Ima be a baller

There team be settin' teemo shrooms
Hoping they'll catch me someday soon
I ran through 7 of them once
But now I bought an oracle punk

Their teemo still be hatin' me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But your team looks gassed, cause I'm running to fast, now you know why I'm a

(Chorus)

I got a thing for Attack Speed, 2.5 You'll Never Touch Me
And I'll never turn down some Crit Chance runes if I got them
Phantom Dancers an M-Razor
SOTD Maladyyyyy
One more Phantom Dancer, Elixer of Agility

Double Suppress or Power Fist
Anything I'll QSS It
Cause I got Baron Buff, You're not Lookin so Tough
It's noobs like you that made me a

(Chorus)