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A rolling golem gathers no rust trust me
He'll roll up in the bush like it's nothing
but he's gunning for you and he'll keep on coming
rushing through the brush you can see he ain't bluffing
And he just hit his overdrive
It's only gonna take half a second to arrive
so you better take revive cause you know you gonna die
When the hook is comin' for your face and you forget to dive man
It's all in blitz's plan so you gotta understand
what happens time and time again
When the blitz is never banned and you treat him like a friend
and you try to shake his hand with his homies in the back
So just try to stay cool
and hide behind them creeps 'fo you lookin' like a fool
cause you know you gonna lose when the hook takes you to school
and you get shown the golden rule by like a hundred thousand jewels
(chorus)
Blitz is not, your best friend - you fool
He will exterminate
Come to his, lane, just to see
What he really thinks
Chillin' in the bot lane with a can of pringles
waitin' in the bush for a solitary single
moment, where blitz can own it
hookin' his opponents with his components
Got the fight in motion, ya'll fight atrocious
ain't got no focus, Send you my condolence
This is your atonement, Should've seen the omen
you have been chosen, prepare to feel hopeless lonely
lost like a little puppy in the middle of his team
gettin' grabbed as you scream blinded by the shiny gleam
of the golem's body always polished never gaudy
once he hooks it's time to party five on one but never naughty
And it's like he's never sorry no emotions do compute
when he's in hot pursuit in the ten man dispute
punch one two knock you up when he's on route
when it comes to all the robots blitz's power's absolute
(chorus)
Blitz is not, your best friend - you fool
He will exterminate
Come to his, lane, just to see
What he really thinks
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
A rolling golem gathers no rust trust me
He'll roll up in the bush like it's nothing
but he's gunning for you and he'll keep on coming
rushing through the brush you can see he ain't bluffing
And he just hit his overdrive
It's only gonna take half a second to arrive
so you better take revive cause you know you gonna die
When the hook is comin' for your face and you forget to dive man
It's all in blitz's plan so you gotta understand
what happens time and time again
When the blitz is never banned and you treat him like a friend
and you try to shake his hand with his homies in the back
So just try to stay cool
and hide behind them creeps 'fo you lookin' like a fool
cause you know you gonna lose when the hook takes you to school
and you get shown the golden rule by like a hundred thousand jewels
(chorus)
Blitz is not, your best friend - you fool
He will exterminate
Come to his, lane, just to see
What he really thinks
Chillin' in the bot lane with a can of pringles
waitin' in the bush for a solitary single
moment, where blitz can own it
hookin' his opponents with his components
Got the fight in motion, ya'll fight atrocious
ain't got no focus, Send you my condolence
This is your atonement, Should've seen the omen
you have been chosen, prepare to feel hopeless lonely
lost like a little puppy in the middle of his team
gettin' grabbed as you scream blinded by the shiny gleam
of the golem's body always polished never gaudy
once he hooks it's time to party five on one but never naughty
And it's like he's never sorry no emotions do compute
when he's in hot pursuit in the ten man dispute
punch one two knock you up when he's on route
when it comes to all the robots blitz's power's absolute
(chorus)
Blitz is not, your best friend - you fool
He will exterminate
Come to his, lane, just to see
What he really thinks
