Uploaded March 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
*Grandpa voice: "I met a lady once. She had a head of hair that looked like a blue garden hedge, which was the style at the time. Back then we called hedges stationary tumbleweeds. We'd say, "gotta go trim the tumbles." Did I mention that they were also blue? That was due to all the blueberries in the forest. We had more blueberries back then, thanks to all the garden gnomes. They went extinct because of the Great Depression, seeing as how people could no longer afford gardens...."
*Grandpa voice: "I met a lady once. She had a head of hair that looked like a blue garden hedge, which was the style at the time. Back then we called hedges stationary tumbleweeds. We'd say, "gotta go trim the tumbles." Did I mention that they were also blue? That was due to all the blueberries in the forest. We had more blueberries back then, thanks to all the garden gnomes. They went extinct because of the Great Depression, seeing as how people could no longer afford gardens...."
