Uploaded August 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
This is more than just a vlog.
And it's not just a carbonation hallucination.
This is all I've got.
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Tara is my intern. And she's learning. She's not great. At anything. And she's allergic to everything including the sun and shade vegetables. Also she can't have carbonated beverages, they make her fall into a deep slumber. Tara also loves Tilda Swinton, but she only knows her through me, so she thinks she is a queen, and since she loves the Labyrinth, she kind of thinks Tilda IS Jareth the Goblin King. But, of course, a queen version.
So whether she dreamed this via carbonation hallucination, or Tilda Swinton did actually send her on this journey (I wouldn't put it past her), Tara here encounters Claire Danes full-on Carrie from Homeland style, blogger Hailey Carly, Tilda's clones, my mom, Nancy & Carol, and a talking mushroom.
Special Thanks to Mr. David Bowie, for singing 'This is Not America' as well as Within You. That certainly was not nothing! Nothing Tra La La?! Not at all.
Guys, I mostly want you to know that this was a bitch to edit, because I don't know how to use Final Cut Pro 7 professionally or anything. but: Everything I Do, I Do for YOU.
This is more than just a vlog.
And it's not just a carbonation hallucination.
This is all I've got.
Twitter: twitter.com/thebethhoyt
Tumblr: bethinshow.tumblr.com
Instagram: instagram.com/bethinshow
Facebook: facebook.com/BethInShow
Tara is my intern. And she's learning. She's not great. At anything. And she's allergic to everything including the sun and shade vegetables. Also she can't have carbonated beverages, they make her fall into a deep slumber. Tara also loves Tilda Swinton, but she only knows her through me, so she thinks she is a queen, and since she loves the Labyrinth, she kind of thinks Tilda IS Jareth the Goblin King. But, of course, a queen version.
So whether she dreamed this via carbonation hallucination, or Tilda Swinton did actually send her on this journey (I wouldn't put it past her), Tara here encounters Claire Danes full-on Carrie from Homeland style, blogger Hailey Carly, Tilda's clones, my mom, Nancy & Carol, and a talking mushroom.
Special Thanks to Mr. David Bowie, for singing 'This is Not America' as well as Within You. That certainly was not nothing! Nothing Tra La La?! Not at all.
Guys, I mostly want you to know that this was a bitch to edit, because I don't know how to use Final Cut Pro 7 professionally or anything. but: Everything I Do, I Do for YOU.
