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Karamja Reggae Remix [Night Edition]

Shantay 2019-10-17 | Some people said the original was too fast, so here's a slower 100BPM version of the Karamja Reggae Remix/Karamja Dub. 'Reggae' is a music track unlocked in Kharazi Jungle, south of Karamja.

Original music by Ian Taylor

The fast 150BPM version: youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7vFsz29Zk

A Friend ft. Will Smith - Welcome to Karamja

Shantay 2023-01-14 | Wait what? A new A Friend remix? Did we suddenly time travel back to 2016? I wish. The past few years have been pretty horrible for the humankind, so let's begin 2023 with a little nostalgia trip back to the time when karambwans were greener, and the waters of Karamja more blue. So raise a glass of Karamja rum to hoping this year will bring us some great things!

Oh and to make things more special, this time there's also a music video! Back in 2016 I constantly received comments wishing for the lyrics to be written on the screen. And those requests still haunt me to this day. So behold, now the lyrics finally are on the screen! But they constantly change colour, size and location just to make your life harder! In your face, bwana!

RuneScape 07 - Gnome Village (Supersonic Gnome Glider Remix)

Shantay 2022-11-04 | Low budget remix of the OSRS soundtrack Gnome Village. Often played during the gnome raves.

Link to download coming soon...

Original soundtrack composed and owned by Jagex.

Gnome Village can be unlocked in Tree Gnome Village, found near Tree Gnome Village, south of Tree Gnome Village. To get there, teleport to Tree Gnome Village, walk east and navigate through the maze of Tree Gnome Village to arrive in Tree Gnome Village. After talking to Tree Gnome Village gnomes you can walk in Tree Gnome Village and gnome in Villages and Tree Gnome the Village Gnome in the Village Tree of Tree Village Gnomes. Tree Gnome Village.

Armadyl crossbow spec sound through optical spring reverb

Shantay 2022-06-09 | Very dangerous video, watch on your own responsibility. Sorry for no camera stand.

RuneScape 07 - Newbie Melody (No Escape From RuneScape Remix)

Shantay 2022-04-27 | There is no free will, there is only RuneScape. Slayer is peace, Runecraft is freedom. Your soul belongs to Jagex. Would you kindly watch this video. 99/2=92.
Download here & freely use in any way you want!:
soundcloud.com/user-548338501/osrs-newbie-melody-remix

Dwarf Theme (Asgarnian Manlet Extension Remix)

Shantay 2021-11-29 | Warning this video might also extend your toxic blowpipe!
You can download the music here & freely use it wherever you want!: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/runescape-dwarf-theme-runedelic-remix

Low budget remix of the Old School RuneScape soundtrack Dwarf Theme, which can be unlocked north of Falador, or automatically at birth by being a manlet.

This remix and video were made by a manlet.
Ironmanlet btw.

P.S. Please don't tell my girlfriend that I animated the sandwich lady, or I will get spanked again :(

Sea Shanty 2 (HD)

Shantay 2021-09-21 | Celebrating OSRS HD with this magnificent HD remaster of Sea Shanty 2, with beautiful 8-bit sounds. Created using the latest space technology from year 2031.

RuneScape 07 - Undercurrent (Nuclear Goblin Mix)

Shantay 2021-09-08 | Low budget drum'n'bass style remix of the OSRS soundtrack Undercurrent (unlocked in Wilderness).

You can download it here & freely use it in any way you want!: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/osrs-undercurrent-dnb-style-remix

Tempo 170 BPM

RuneScape 07 - Arrival (Unsanitary Prayer Potion Mix)

Shantay 2021-08-12 | Low hygiene remix of the OSRS soundtrack Arrival. Often played during illegal white knight raves in Falador.

Download the music here & use it wherever you want:
soundcloud.com/user-548338501/runescape-arrival-remix

Never take a prayer potion from a stranger, you can never know where they have been...

RuneScape 07 - Jungly 1 (Radioactive Karambwan Paste Mix)

Shantay 2021-08-09 | Low budget remix of the OSRS soundtrack Jungly 1. Suitable for a jungle rave with the Karamjan monkeys.

You can download it here & use it wherever you want!:
soundcloud.com/user-548338501/runescape-jungly-1-remix

No karambwans were pasted during the making of this video.

RuneScape 07 - Arabian 2 (Thurgonuclear Ugthanki Kebab Mix)

Shantay 2021-04-24 | Low budget remix of the OSRS soundtrack Arabian 2. Perfect for ugthanki raves.

You can download it here. Feel free to use it for whatever you want!: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/runescape-arabian-2-thurgonuclear-ugthanki-kebab-mix

No ugthankis were kebabified during the making of this video.

Corporal Punishment (Jog On That Hyperdimensional Matrix, Private! Remix)

Shantay 2020-09-30 | Well I'll be, you actually did it, Private. Now take this poorly-cooked thermonuclear karambwan and get out of my sight.

Feel free to download high quality version here & use it wherever you want: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/corporal-punishment-jog-on-that-hyperdimensional-matrix-private-remix

Original RuneScape soundtrack 'Corporal Punishment' by Jagex.

We are the Fairies (Fairy Remix Ambient Version)

Shantay 2020-09-25 | This is mostly identical to my Fairy Fighting Ring Remix, except it's played at the original tempo of the soundtrack (55 BPM).

We are the Fairies (Fairy Fighting Ring Remix)

Shantay 2020-09-25 | Straight outta Cosmic Plane

Remix of the Old School RuneScape soundtrack 'We are the Fairies' by Adam Bond.

Autumn Voyage (Midsummer Remix)

Shantay 2020-06-22 | Experimental remix. Feel free to download & use it wherever you want.

Download & listen here for higher quality: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/autumn-voyage-midsummer-remix

Karambwans are green, mithril balls are blue, blow my toxic blowpipe to receive some loot.

Crystal Sword (Loop Half-life of Crystal Key remix)

Shantay 2020-01-16 | The third half of the crystal key.

This is an unstable remix of the RuneScape soundtrack 'Crystal Sword', which is unlocked in the low-level Wilderness, north of Varrock. Nice.

Can be downloaded here & used freely wherever you want: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/crystal-sword-loop-half-life-of-crystal-key-remix

Original soundtrack by Jagex.

Close Quarters (Psychotic Spade Mix)

Shantay 2019-10-29 | Low sanity remix of 'Close Quarters', a RuneScape soundtrack, unlocked in the Wilderness.

Original song by Jagex.

Can be downloaded here and used wherever you want: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/close-quarters-psychotic-spade-mix

Start (Highwaymanlet Mix)

Shantay 2019-10-18 | Low budget remix of the RuneScape soundtrack 'Start'. (Unlocked in northern Draynor village)

Original music by Jagex.

Can be downloaded here & used wherever you want: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/start-highwaymanlet-mix

And fuck that highwayman guy for stealing my stuff back in 2006

Karamja Reggae Remix / Karamja Dub

Shantay 2019-10-17 | Low budget remix of the RuneScape soundtrack 'Reggae' (Unlocked in Kharazi Jungle, south of Karamja).

Original music by Jagex.

Can be downloaded here & used wherever you want: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/karamja-dub

Here's a slower more chill version of this remix: youtu.be/L-BZw15eB2M

If you want to hear the original:
youtu.be/1fYJFT-BPcs?t=3959

150 BPM

Al Kharid (Thermonuclear Kebab Mix)

Shantay 2019-10-15 | Another low budget remix :-D

Kebab sauce is sold separately.

Can be downloaded here & freely used anywhere you want: soundcloud.com/user-548338501/al-kharid-thermonuclear-kebab-mix

Random picture of Al Kharid: https://i.imgur.com/ivtto3h.png

Low budget goblin rave

Shantay 2019-10-11 | Useful video

Barbarianism (Cosmic Barbarian Mix)

Shantay 2019-09-10 | Flashbacks of flyfishing salmon in another galaxy and fetching 10k from a black hole. Good old f2p days...

Original song composed by Jagex.

Can be downloaded & used wherever you want:
soundcloud.com/user-548338501/barbarianism-cosmic-barbarian-mix

Random image:
https://i.imgur.com/80a8gIt.png

Random test video:
youtube.com/watch?v=CKYuBwBpZI8&feature=youtu.be

Sea Shanty 2 (Sunburnt Lobster Mix)

Shantay 2019-06-15 | I press random buttons on FL Studio and random shit happens lol

Selling particle accelerated lobsters 300 atoms ea

Due to the myriad insolvable technical difficulties I faced while attempting to manipulate the structure of time, I am unable to link a background image.

I am not responsible for any seizures caused by this video. And if you do experience a seizure, please try not to fall on your head. Brain damage is not healthy for your brain.

Thank you for reading this sentence. And thank you for reading this sentence too. I am very grateful that you have read these sentences. Please keep reading these sentences. Why wouldn't someone enjoy reading these cool sentences, you know? I like reading. Everyone likes reading. Nice. Thank you for wasting your time, have a secret test video as a reward: youtube.com/watch?v=hqwN4CHn5sQ

OSRS Soundtrack - Karamja Mix

Shantay 2019-04-10 | The full karambwan soundtrack.

Music composed by ancient Karamjan tribesmen.

Tracklist:
1. Sea Shanty [0:00:00]
2. Jolly R [0:01:50]
3. Fanfare 2 [0:03:22]
4. 7th Realm [0:05:08]
5. High Seas [0:09:05]
6. Oriental [0:13:33]
7. Jungle Island [0:16:36]
8. Pathways [0:19:27]
9. Dangerous Road [0:23:06]
10. Ambient Jungle [0:26:28]
11. Aztec [0:30:28]
12. Jungle Troubles [0:33:49]
13. Reggae 2 [0:37:36]
14. Jungly 3 [0:40:38]
15. Tribal Background [0:41:59]
16. Spooky Jungle [0:45:22]
17. Tribal [0:48:13]
18. Jungly 2 [0:50:16]
19. Karamja Jam [0:52:32]
20. Landlubber [0:56:13]
21. Tribal 2 [1:00:12]
22. Jungly 1 [1:03:16]
23. Reggae [1:05:59]

A Friend ft. The Prodigy - Twisted Goblinfucker

Shantay 2019-04-04 | A new A Friend remix!!?? Is this real? No. It's obviously fake. Gg.
Random experimental shit after 4:54

Background image: https://i.imgur.com/g2GszWn.png

Original song: The Prodigy - Firestarter
In memory of Keith Flint.

I do not own the original song copyrights and this video is purely for entertainment.

Lyrics:
Yo what's up guys
Because it's been so long since I uploaded my last episode
I wanna just go quickly through what this is
This is the hardcore ironman vaginal sex only
That means I cannot access dat ass
And the problem right now that I'm having
Is that I cannot fuck Sparc Mac in the pussy until I complete 35€

I am gonna fuck my sister, you know
Not ashamed of that, I'm gonna do that probably on the train aswell

20 minutes ago I made some 35€
20 minutes later I have no money left

I'm a black monkey, catching karambwanji
It's fucking deadman mode, cooking spaghetti code

I'm a firestarter, twisted bow spawner
You're the firestarter, twisted bow spawner

I got a phoenix, 1 B0aty 3 dicks

Twenty ice barragers, sixty chickens and cows
This is like e-sports now

Deadman mode invitational, lethal fog up your anal

I'm a karambwana, cooked karambwana
You are the karambwanji, cooked karambwanji

And this was the part where I showed a sped-up,
I think it was 10 hours sped up to 1 minute video clip
So I obviously didn't look at it, I thought okay whatever
Like there's gonna be nothing in it
And apparently there was one frame where I showed my naked sister

Because I was a virgin before I met B0aty!

Genius plan number three, fuck me in the ass with a redwood tree
Generic Swedish porn, 3 men 1 unicorn

I'm the giant molefucker, twisted like your mother
You fucking dumbass, the alpha male is Mod Ash

I am pakistani, my job is doubling money

They call me black, they call me brown
They call me arab, they call me white
Which I find btw very funny cuz
I'm absolutely Japanese

Woah! 300k karambwans, and all of them are black!
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!

Weird is good!
I watch all kinds of shit, like adult asian movies
Where you suck a goblin dick
You lick the zamorak mage on the train
You come into free-to-play
You have vaginal sex with dagannoth supreme
And then you cum on the Zilyana's ass

Byeeeee!

Lightness (Spadehunter Mix)

Shantay 2019-04-01 | More bass and more speed made the track sound nicer. Nice.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/LTg89nc.png

Original music composed by Jagex.

Harmony (Cosmic Mix)

Shantay 2019-04-01 | Random experiment. Sounds pretty funny imo.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/gd78pLM.png

Original music composed by Ian Taylor.

Dwarf Theme (Bass Boosted)

Shantay 2019-04-01 | Amateur tier dwarven bass boost.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/dp374wt.png

Music composed by Ian Taylor.

Autumn Voyage (Bass Boosted)

Shantay 2019-03-31 | More Lowbridge frequencies.
Amateur tier bass boost.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/snBgBer.png

Music composed by Ian Taylor.

Flute Salad (Bass Boosted)

Shantay 2019-03-31 | Amateur tier bass boost.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/zRljyfM.png

Music composed by a cow.

Al Kharid (Bass Boosted)

Shantay 2019-03-31 | Legendary soundtrack, now with extra bass.

Professional quality not guaranteed.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/JDMT84q.png

Music composed by Ian Taylor.

Sea Shanty 2 (Bass Boosted)

Shantay 2019-03-31 | Bass boosted moderately, so that the audio is not distorted and dynamics are preserved. Sounds better on a proper audio system. If you want distorted bass then seek elsewhere.

Image: https://i.imgur.com/TQQ5bCF.png

Music composed by Jagex.

OSRS Soundtrack - Wilderness Mix

Shantay 2019-03-08 | Wildest tracks from the deepest Wilderness. The best bangers for every brainlet and spade hunter.

Background image: https://i.imgur.com/lZfcQvN.png
Original version of the image: https://i.imgur.com/cUh4QKb.png

Music composed by Jagex. Copyrights belong to Jagex Ltd.

Tracklist:
1. Doorways [0:00:00]
2. Gaol [0:02:22]
3. Lightness [0:04:09]
4. Attack 3 [0:08:17]
5. Wilderness [0:11:11]
6. Close Quarters [0:14:34]
7. Deep Wildy [0:17:40]
8. Wolf Mountain [0:19:40]
9. Scape Sad [0:21:08]
10. Underground [0:23:42]
11. Dead Can Dance [0:27:11]
12. Regal [0:30:45]
13. Attack 5 [0:34:00]
14. Wild Side [0:36:03]
15. Mage Arena [0:41:00]
16. Army of Darkness [0:45:30]
17. Wilderness 3 [0:47:53]
18. Inspiration [0:49:28]
19. Forbidden [0:54:40]
20. Crystal Sword [0:58:20]
21. Everlasting Fire [1:01:00]
22. Scape Wild [1:04:42]
23. Dangerous [1:06:54]
24. Troubled [1:09:02]
25. Wildwood [1:12:43]
26. Faithless [1:16:08]
27. Wilderness 2 [1:19:17]
28. Shining [1:22:09]
29. Wonder [1:26:37]
30. Moody [1:29:35]
31. Witching [1:32:26]
32. Undercurrent [1:33:58]
33. Dark [1:39:09]
34. Pirates of Peril [1:42:00]

OSRS Soundtrack - Morytania Mix

Shantay 2019-02-28 | A boggy compilation of 32 dank tracks from the mystic Morytanian swamps, the magical mushroom marshlands, and the fantastic vampyre fens.

Background image: https://i.imgur.com/XhHfoi8.png

All music composed by ghasts and vampyres (except the track 'Undead Dungeon' by Dan Atkinson).

Tracklist:
1. Mausoleum [0:00:00]
2. Morytania [0:05:19]
3. Village [0:09:25]
4. Waterlogged [0:12:53]
5. Dead Quiet [0:17:43]
6. Deadlands [0:24:00]
7. Barking Mad [0:28:23]
8. Body Parts [0:31:20]
9. Fenkenstrain's Refrain [0:35:50]
10. Phasmatys [0:39:48]
11. Shipwrecked [0:44:32]
12. The Terrible Tower [0:47:58]
13. Stillness [0:52:25]
14. The Other Side [0:57:55]
15. Brew Hoo Hoo! [1:03:13]
16. Grotto [1:07:25]
17. Bone Dance [1:11:16]
18. Fangs for the Memory [1:14:14]
19. Shadowland [1:17:30]
20. Spooky2 [1:21:38]
21. Natural [1:25:15]
22. Dance of the Undead [1:29:55]
23. Distant Land [1:33:48]
24. Dangerous Way [1:39:47]
25. Haunted Mine [1:45:08]
26. Lament of Meiyerditch [1:48:20]
27. Deep Down [1:53:55]
28. Stagnant [2:00:05]
29. The Last Shanty [2:04:10]
30. Undead Dungeon [2:08:10]
31. Chamber [2:11:19]
32. Night of the Vampyre [2:15:28]

Karambswamp

Old School RuneScape on console!

Shantay 2019-02-01 | My preview copy finally arrived! :D

Sea InShanity 2.391

Shantay 2018-12-10 | Experimental earrape / runedelic noise
Made using OSRS sound effects and soundtrack samples. Also contains voice clips from A Friend.

"Calling this music bad is like complaining that shit smells." -God

Quality might improve once I have more than 3 hours of experience on pressing random buttons in FL Studio. A Friend remixes were made using Audacity, so FL Studio is a whole new world to me.

(73+92)/69=~2.391

Sea Shanty 2 (Runescape OST)

Shantay 2018-12-05 | Ripped directly from the CD, uncompressed, which should be the highest quality audio that exists of this track. Sadly Youtube will compress it, so it's no longer at highest quality. Nevertheless decided to upload this to help people find a HQ version of Sea Shanty 2 on Youtube. Buy the vinyl record or CD to get your hands on the best possible audio quality.

(And don't tell me the vinyl record has even higher quality, we're not living in the 80's. Digital file stays compressed, even if you press it on a potato.)

Album: RuneScape Original Soundtrack Classics
Composer: Jagex

Runescape Original Soundtrack Classics [Full Album]

Shantay 2018-09-15 | Tracklist:
1. Scape Main 00:00
2. Newbie Melody 03:16
3. Harmony 6:40
4. Autumn Voyage 10:16
5. Yesteryear 12:16
6. Flute Salad 16:18
7. Barbarianism 18:10
8. Al Kharid 22:35
9. Sea Shanty 25:48
10. Baroque 27:52
11. Waterfall 29:55
12. Nightfall 32:13
13. Adventure 35:49
14. Medieval 38:15
15. Garden 42:06
16. Still Night 44:42
17. Fanfare 47:24
18. Arrival 49:41
19. Horizon 51:17
20. Castlewars 54:30
21. Scape Sad 58:08
22. Crystal Sword 01:00:46
23. Dark 01:03:23
24. Book Of Spells 01:06:14
25. Fanfare 2 01:11:24
26. Gnome Village 01:13:05
27. Romper Chomper 01:14:26
28. Lightness 01:17:40
29. Village 01:21:46
30. Cave Background 01:25:16
31. Sad Meadow 01:29:57
32. Monkey Madness 01:32:03
33. Dogs Of War 01:35:46
34. Altar Ego 01:41:08
35. Elven Mist 01:45:27
36. Work Work Work 01:49:00
37. Fe Fi Fo Fum 01:54:12
38. Mudskipper Melody 01:57:24
39. Gnomeball 02:01:19
40. Chompy Hunt 02:03:48
41. Harmony 2 02:06:52
42. Home Sweet Home 02:11:00
43. Background 02:15:55

Soundtracks composed and produced by various residents of Gielinor, and tracks 36 & 37 by Adam Bond. Copyrights belong to Jagex Ltd and are licensed to Laced Music Ltd. I do not own the copyrights, and this video is solely for non-commercial purposes.

This is a continuous mix. I assumed people would prefer a version without any gaps of silence between the tracks. Sorry if the mixing is bad, this was basically my first time attempting to mix music tracks together.

Sound volume might vary between different tracks, the original files were like that and I decided not to "fix" it.

Discogs: discogs.com/Ian-Taylor-Runescape-Original-Soundtrack-Classics/master/1464634

All the soundtracks are from the 2003-2007 era. Orchestral remakes/RS3 versions can be found on a different album.

[Censored version] Kharidian Rhapsody

Shantay 2018-07-15 | Censored a few controversial words. Now A Friend & others should be able to play this on stream without having to worry about getting banned!

Background image: https://i.imgur.com/5TVgUvw.png

Lyrics:
Is this the real Dovydas?
Is this just Swedish goblin porn?
Caught in a prison for two years
No escape from military cuntshaving service
Open your eyes...
Look inside his porn folder and see
Uncensored Japanese hill giant threesome on the train
Easy cum, easy go
Little dick, little balls
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
To me
(Mysterious extraterrestial voices)

Mama, just killed Sparc Mac (RIP)
Put a dick inside his mouth
Pulled my trigger, now he's happy
Mama, I'm jacking off to hardcore ironman porn
But now I'm gonna be fucking B0aty in the ass!
YAHOOO!
Mama, YaHoOoOoOoH!
Didn't mean to have vaginal sex in high school
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, chop my dick off, as if nothing really matters

Tell you what mate
Hand me your mother
And see what happens

Too late, flying karambwans in my crazy mind
Send shivers down my spine
A giant thermonuclear shrimp is brainfucking me
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
I gotta leave you all behind and face deranged cockring archaeologist
Mama, ooh
I don't want to come on the face
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Bring your kids, bring your wives
And lets watch family friendly Japanese porn together!

By the way my channel is family friendly
So *beep* off you fucking *beep*
You stupid fucking shitass *beep* bitch
Cockface dickmouth *beep* boner vaginal sex HARRALANDER SEED

I see a little dick of Ice Poseidon
Dead moose, dead moose, will you do the livestream porn?
Thunderbolts and karambwans, very, very frightening me
(Complete mental breakdown)
I'm just a 1 gp noob, nobody loves me
He's just a cocky bastard from a poor family
Spare him his life from this family friendly porn
Easy cum, easy go, will you let me smash?
Bismillah! No!
We will not let you smash! (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you fuck! (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you smash! (Let me go!)
Will not let you fuck! (Let me go!)
Will not let you smash! (Let me go!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, lemme smash!
Yeesss finallyyy!
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck meeeeeeeee... in the ass!

o_O

So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
So you fuck me in the ass and leave me to die?
Oh bo-bo-B0atyyy, can't do this to me bo-bo-B0atyyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

I think I do have a lot of weed though, uh
One hundred ranarr weed
That's such a good weed

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Just don't be so... harsh
Open your mind a little bit, you know

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters
'Cuz if this karambwan porn video is demonitized
Then it doesn't even matter

My content is family friendly
I don't say any bad words, at all.

I was diagnosed with eternal cancer
Yahoooo!

Byeeeee! *brain crash*

Original song: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

I do not own the original song and this video is for entertainment purposes only.

White crap22 - Lose your shelf

Shantay 2018-02-23 | Sorry, it's really bad, I know. The rap was just way too fast to edit properly, so I just smacked my face against the keyboard and released the result. Whatever, I don't get any money for this you know.

The background image 100% consists of Dovydaddy's heads. Nice.

Lyrics:
So maybe two weeks ago, I was gonna make a video
About me fucking B0aty in the ass for 10 hours
So I used my webcam to record
Cuz you needed to see my very big black balls inside his mouth
To fully understand the situation
I mean it was pretty gey but my channel is faggot-friendly
And it feels awesome

Hey what's up guys?
It is me A White ******22
Welcome to loot from 10 hours of 10 hours
To be honest, I have no idea what the hell I'm gonna do
So I'm just gonna jack off to my trap-sister

Absolutely bald, knees weak, full Emily
There's vomit on his dick already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks overpowered
To drop bombs, but he keeps on attacking people in multi

And the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his bank, but the items won't come out
He's chokin' how, everybody's wearing mystics now
The clock's run out, time's up, ice barrage!

Snap back to reality
Oops, there goes hairline
Oops, there goes player moderator status
But he won't give up that easy, no, noOoOoOoOooo...
Sorry for that, I was shaving my balls and fucking missclicked, god damnit
...My mom just escaped prison, you know
It don't matter he's dope

Falo the Bard wants to see you naked, yo
In the middle of the monkey pit, yeah yeah, lets go
Back to Lumbridge yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better fuck yourself in the ass with a dragon dagger
You better never let it go
You only get one dick, do not miss your chance to blow
Dovydas cums once in a lifetime

You better fuck my mum, in the ass
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get vaginal sex, do not miss your chance to cum
This opportunity comes every 20 minutes

Wanna suka-suka, only 9 dollars, baby!
This world is fucking retarded, make me money
As we move toward Karambwanjesus
A normal life is boring, weird is good

Hey guys what's up it's me a dead pigeon
(Some kind of Lithuanian shamanic resurrection ritual)
He's known as the goblinfucker, lonely roads God only knows

2 Karambwans 1 Karambwanji
He goes home and eats black chickens
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the Ice Poseidon
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's a lvl-2 goblin

Hehehehahaha (Ice Poseidon's voice not Dovydas btw)

My sister was diagnosed with mental illness or something
Abobabobabobablyat
But the beat goes on, dabdidbobaduabumddabodadaabdum

You better fuck my sister, inside his mouth, with a rune full helm
You better never let it go
You only get 23 million trading sticks to blow
This opportunity comes two weeks ago

You better kill yourself, ???, the moment, you own it
You better never fuck Emily
You only get AIDS, do not miss your chance to die
This opportunity comes 5 seconds later

No more games, imma change your password
Tear this motherfucking burnt fish for 10k
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
Found out that my sister has cancer, I gave her away to Mod Mat K
Yahooooo!

Best believe somebody's assfucking on the train
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't jack off to generic porn

And I can't provide the right type of cum on the face
Man these god damn food stamps don't buy magic mushrooms
(Authentic recording of Dovydas on shrooms)

One two three
One two three
Fuck me in the ass with a yew tree

Got caught up between being a father and a hobgoblin
Woah, I hear all kinds of monkey noises right now
(Monkey noises)
Got to formulate a plot or end up in jail
Doubling money is my only motherfuckin' option, my whole bank is gone

I love you, but this trailer's got to gogogogogogogo eeek
I cannot grow old in Canifis
So here I go it's my shot, yes
I need Youtube money, because I will be buying cocaine
You better go to prison for 26 years.

Thanks for watching!
Byeee!

Original song: Eminem - Lose yourself
I do not own the copyrights of the original and this video is solely for entertainment purposes.

Giant tropical Dovydaddies survive by injecting 6.5 karambwans into their blood circulation every 12 hours. Dovydaddy often lives in symbiosis with the pigeon lithuanis, a nasty bird that can accelerate at the incredible speed of about 9.8 metres per second squared, especially after being shot with a shotgun. Dovydaddy only has one known natural enemy, the military militaris, a dark force that has devoted its life to capturing Dovydaddy. Happy new year 2616!

A Friend ft. Queen - Kharidian Rhapsody

Shantay 2017-11-24 | Happy demonetization day Dovydas!

Background image: https://i.imgur.com/5TVgUvw.png

Lyrics:
Is this the real Dovydas?
Is this just Swedish goblin porn?
Caught in a prison for two years
No escape from military cuntshaving service
Open your eyes...
Look inside his porn folder and see
Uncensored Japanese hill giant threesome on the train
Easy cum, easy go
Little dick, little balls
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
To me
(Mysterious extraterrestial voices)

Mama, just killed Sparc Mac (RIP)
Put a dick inside his mouth
Pulled my trigger, now he's happy
Mama, I'm jacking off to hardcore faggot porn
But now I'm gonna be fucking B0aty in the ass!
YAHOOO!
Mama, YaHoOoOoOoH!
Didn't mean to have vaginal sex in high school
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, chop my dick off, as if nothing really matters

Tell you what mate
Hand me your mother
And see what happens

Too late, flying karambwans in my crazy mind
Send shivers down my spine
A giant thermonuclear shrimp is brainfucking me
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
I gotta leave you all behind and face deranged cockring archaeologist
Mama, ooh
I don't want to come on the face
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Bring your kids, bring your wives
And lets watch family friendly Japanese porn together!

By the way my channel is family friendly
So fuck off you fucking cunt
You stupid fucking shitass faggot bitch
Cockface dickmouth pussyboner vaginal sex TriHard

I see a little dick of Ice Poseidon
Dead moose, dead moose, will you do the livestream porn?
Thunderbolts and karambwans, very, very frightening me
(Complete mental breakdown)
I'm just a faggot noob, nobody loves me
He's just a cocky bastard from a poor family
Spare him his life from this family friendly porn
Easy cum, easy go, will you let me smash?
Bismillah! No!
We will not let you smash! (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you fuck! (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you smash! (Let me go!)
Will not let you fuck! (Let me go!)
Will not let you smash! (Let me go!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, lemme smash!
Yeesss finallyyy!
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck meeeeeeeee... in the ass!

o_O

So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
So you fuck me in the ass and leave me to die?
Oh bo-bo-B0atyyy, can't do this to me bo-bo-B0atyyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

I think I do have a lot of weed though, uh
One hundred ranarr weed
That's just a good weed

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Just don't be so... harsh
Open your mind a little bit, you know

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters
'Cuz if this karambwan porn video is demonitized
Then it doesn't even matter

My content is family friendly
I don't say any bad words, at all.

I was diagnosed with eternal cancer
Yahoooo!

Byeeeee! *brain crash*

Original song: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

I do not own the original song and this video is for entertainment purposes only.

Kys faggot :-DDD

Where A Friend At

Shantay 2017-09-12 | Long time no karambwan. Enjoy.

Background image: https://i.imgur.com/J4Sh6VC.png
Bonus image: https://i.imgur.com/eNcMBqe.png

Lyrics:
Hey what's up guys?
Today we gonna check out my new favourite Japanese tentacle porn video
Let's see, yeeeaaaaa! Yeah look at that! I love this!
This is why I am jacking off to karambwans!
You gotta feel the pussy!

Yahooooo!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass, like a revenant!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass, like a revenant!

Yo yo yo...
Yo where do you go?

Military don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin' with a nigga like Dovydas (Yeah bro, come on fight me, bitch!)
Last I heard, y'all niggas was having sex with the Dagannoth Rex!
I show no love to faggot cunts
(Mmm karambwan pie...)
How you gonna explain fuckin' a frog?
Even if we are cool, I ain't touchin' ya cock!
I don't fuck with retarded goblins in Lumbridge
Yo that's fucking poorly cooked, come on bitch!
I don't fuck with the cabbage man
Only know how to be one way, that's A Friend
I know how to suck a dick, know how to lick the pussy,
Bark very little, but I know how to come on the face!
I know how to jack off on the train
Man, I'll give y'all niggas the b'iness for fuckin' wit me, is you crazy?!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass, like a revenant!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass, like a revenant!

Yo yo yo...
Yo lets go!

Once a song, I come though, guns is drawn
Aaahh yes, the brutal black potato strawberries are fully grown
Night time belongs to the Woox
On the street past midnight? You're fucking dead, man
Show your dick to Sherlock and you will be rewarded!
Please pray for this faggot
Okay somebody's fucking my bird, whatever
You cannot escape from military forever
Yes! Level 99 Pussyslayer!
Trying to get away with shit Mod Ash wouldn't do
A Giant Mole up your asshole is what's going to happen, uuuh hehe
This is for my karambwan, this is for my karambwan
Yo, where we at baby?! (I love pussy!)
From then till now, don't ask me how
I would have survived if that was not a dead tile!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass, like a revenant!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass, like a revenant!

Yo yo yo...

Buying crack and cocaine 350K
Doubling goblin weed in one trade
I know you lying
Every single thing in RuneScape is copy-paste
'Cause I ain't really got that time to waste
And I thought I told you to keep these fucking chickens out my face
It's Youtube family friendly now, you fucking dumbass motherfuckers!
Yeah, you right, I know ya style - fucking kurwa
Since we all here, say my fucking name motherfucker!
Don't you know you'll never come near me
Yeah! You're not getting my Golden Gnome, bitch! Oh yeah!
Hey, what's up guys? It is me A Friend
And I just escaped prison!
Wowowowoo nonononoo!
Deranged archaeologist is a stupid fucking bitch!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass like a karambwan!

Where A Friend, where A Friend, where A Friend at?
Treat my karambwan doctor White cat!
Military service calling, bitch fuck that!
You better bust that ass like a karambwan!

Where the fucking hood at?
You gotta feel the powerful karambwan inside your mouth!
I am the hood, I am the streets
This is my fucking place
My fucking karambwans
My fucking trading sticks
So fuck off you fucking idiot!
(Intelligent conversation)
Byeeeee!

Original song: DMX - Where The Hood At

RIP White cat22, never förget

White Sabbath22 - (Ex-)HC Ironman

Shantay 2017-04-03 | Also includes soundbytes from MrNoSleep, Sparc Mac and RSGloryAndGold. Enjoy!

Background image: http://i.imgur.com/6fKKYRV.png

Lyrics:
Hey guys
And welcome to 10 hours of hardcore karambwan assfucking
I am hardcore ironman!

Hey what's up guys, my name's A Friend
And for the past three days I've been jacking off
Non-stop, like 15 hours a day, you know...

My magical karambwan up your ass is what's going to happen...

Has he lost his mind?
"I went like max TriHard and I did Eagle Eye"
Can he walk at all
Deep in the Wilderness? Why don't you grow some balls!

Is he live or dead?
Did the military finally get his head?
We'll just pass him there
Sparc Mac will never shave his pussy hair

"Yeah whip that bitch! Yeah!"
(Unintelligible alien language)

He was turned to steel
Wait what? O-oh! Why do I still have weed?
When he travelled time
Ring of life teleported inside his mouth

Nobody wants him
"Sparc Mac suck my Lithuanian balls!"
Planning his vengeance
"Ngghhh nghhh ooh! I can't take it much deeper!"
"Oh yeah you can actually! Ahh ahh!"
"Ooooohhhhh!"

Now the time is here
For ironman to upgrade his gear
Vengeance from the grave
I am fucking Japanese cave horrors on the train

Nobody wants him
So I'm just gonna get straight into 69
Nobody helps him
I just wanna... I just wanna kill myself, you know

Hello B0atyyy! If you still jack off to my mum,
I feel sorry for you!

Two weeks ago I uploaded a video of me
Jacking off to sea troll queen
I didn't wanna cum
Like I was like, I'm not gonna cum at all

I'm shaking my cock Jagex, this is rape at its finest!
The guys are fucking raping us!
I want to fuck Giant Mole in the ass!
I haven't shaved my barrows gloves in over a year!
The sausage was deep inside B0aty's mouth

Sparc Mac's fucking abomination face
Fills his victims full of dread
The ultimate karambwan goal has been achieved
Ironman lives again!

Emily only faked double xp once yahoo!

Just eat a fucking karambwan!
Byeee!

Original song: Black Sabbath - Iron Man
I do not own the original song copyrights and this video is solely for entertainment purposes.

Poll abyssal karambwan demon!

Q&A

Shantay 2017-02-17 | Attention!: My RuneScape name is no longer Shantay, this video now contains false information for fuck sake!

Sounds pretty bad since my microphone sucks and the volume keeps adjusting randomly for some reason. But oh well

A Friend ft. Macklemore - Fifth Hop

Shantay 2017-01-20 | Dank New Year 2055 guys! Hope you enjoy!

Background image: http://i.imgur.com/W8p0JdE.png

Lyrics:
Hellooo! What's up guys? It is me, A motherfucking Friend!
My momma always said: "Do not jack off to fucking Japanese pixels and shit!"
But mum didn't know about my Chinese spaghetti porn folder...

I actually received a blowjob from Emily
And I came inside his mouth
Ahhh... Ahhhh yesss!

I'm gonna fuck some ass
Only got a hard one in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a karambwan
This is fucking Dovydas

Now, walk into the club like "Hey what's up guys? It's me, A Friend!"
I bought some shit from a thrift shop!
Risking my account for 50k loot
Like "Damn, that's a legit noob!"

Rolling in hella deep, I need to get that silver key
Dressed in all pink except my ranger boots, those are green
I haven't shaved my bush in over a year
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like Japanese shit and piss
But shit, it was 99 Cooking!

Copping it, washing it, 'bout to go and get blood clots
Passing up on those damn weird-ass dagannoths
Bummy and grudgy, stop dropping these things
Oh my god, fuck off bitch!

Imma take your trading sticks
Imma take your trading sticks
No for real, fuck you kids!
Yeah!

Open the fucking mouth and suck my dick
Dookie brown Saradomin that I found, dig it
They had a broken Arclight, I bought a broken Darklight
I bought a very weird item, then I bought a rune full helmet

Hello, hello, well hello
I fucked Sparc Mac's mother, yo yo yo
I could take some gold-trimmed trading sticks
Dovydas be like "Fuck! I got a Phoenix!"

I'm gonna fuck some pussy
Only got karambwans in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a white cat
This is fucking retarded

I'm gonna fuck some snakes
Only got magic logs in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a hammer
This is fucking Deadman mode

What you know about vaginal cave slime sex?
What you knowing about Japanese on the train?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching my porn folder
One man's karambwan, that's another man's constipation

Thank your granddad for donating that rune helm
Hello it's me A Faggot
Ohnonononooo!
Today I suck dicks for 10 hours
Come on, nooo!

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I paid 100gp for all of dat ass motherfucker
Right now we just chillin' you know motherfucker
A fucking brass necklace motherfucker

They be like "Fucking kurwa!"
I'm like "Yo, that's 50 dollars for a fucking bronze axe!"
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
50 dollars for a 1000 degree mithril chainbody
I call that getting swindled and pimped, shit
I call that getting tricked by a business

60k for bananas, that's quite low
Fuck Zilyana's ass with a twisted bow

The alpha male Dovydas slaps your mother's ass
What do you do?
You fucking leave.
I was diagnosed with 1000 degree constipation

I'm gonna assrape everyone
Only got twenty dicks in my manhole
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a black mask
This is the 7th fucking long bone bitch

I'll wear your mother's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big-ass coat
And push my big cock down your throat

I wear your mother's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big-ass coat
And push my big cock down your throat

I'm gonna rape dat ass
Only got
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a GF
This is fucking awesome

Oh my god!
That's like the biggest shit I've ever seen!
That's not how it works but
Byeeeee!

Karambshrooms are nasty stuff

Karjala takaisin perkele terva kossu sisu ruisleipä torilla tavataan!

A Friend ft. Nightwish - Karambwan Massacre

Shantay 2016-12-12 | Falador massage flashbacks

Background image: http://i.imgur.com/8WBJv9W.png

Lyrics:
Hi, hi, hello guys, what's up?
Mmhm, aha-haa-haa-haa! (ahh)
Mmhm, ahaa!
Gonna go and kill some karambwans...
Aah! Ah-ah! Aha-haa-haa-haa! (ahh)
Ayayay! Suka! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh!

A Friend was massacring other people in Falador
And he could get their trading sticks
People lost one fucking million trading sticks because of Dovydas
When Dovydas cooked 666 karambwans, a glitch happened...

"We are having some major issues with karambwans
Please bank your karambwans and do not eat them!"

Denying the trading sticks
A million karambwans fighting
For lives in the jungle
For hope beyond the Tai Bwo Wannai

A dead world
A dark path
The most famous glitch ever to happen in RuneScape
All the bloodred karambwans before me
Behold this fair creation of god

My only wish to leave behind
All the days of the Falador massacre
An everyday hell of my valuable bank come

The first rock thrown again
Welcome to hell, little karambwans
Using karambwan as food in slaughter
Welcome to paradise, Dovydas

My first cry neverending
If I'm gonna DC, I want to neck myself
You fool, you wanderer
You stop burning karambwans at level 99

Save yourself, do not approach Durial
Save yourself and please bank your items
In hope
In love
This world ain't ready for the Karambwan

Save yourself, do not approach Durial
Save yourself and please bank your items
In hope
In love
Mod Ash works in mysterious ways

Welcome down to my Karambwan Hell

The Falador massacre was an inside job
I want to fuck myself in the ass
Please unlock the stupid fucking shitass trapdoor please!
What the hell? Yeah fuck you man!

Save yourself, do not approach Dovydas
Save yourself and please bank your items
In hope
In love
This world ain't ready for the Karambwan
Save yourself, do not approach Dovydas
Save yourself and please bank your items
In hope
In love
Mod Ash works in mysterious ways

I should have gotten pussy like long time ago
Like finally what the fuck is wrong with you?
Byeee!

Original song: Nightwish - Planet Hell
I do not own the original song and this video is solely for entertainment purposes

Torilla tavataan :O

A Friend ft. Akon - Smack Dat

Shantay 2016-11-11 | Well, I tried my best to make this one more perverted than his own videos...

The background with all the cool shit and harambwans: http://i.imgur.com/8gwdrCd.png

Lyrics:
Hi it's me... Hi it's me a kebabwan!
I don't wanna have vaginal sex for the simple fact that
It's kinda stupid that's what I think
You fuck the pussy
And then you come on the dead goblin
It's retarded!

I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadow
I'm jacking off to pixels while I do some barrows
I come twice like a dark bow with dragon arrows
And possibly bend you over

Look back and watch me fuck dat, all on the floor
Suck dat, give me some more
Jack off to dat, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Fuck dat, all on the floor
Suck dat, give me some more
Fuck dat pussy, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Up front style, ready to attack now
So I spec really nice now!
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Is that a fucking rune axe? You tell me now!

(I feel it) The tentacle inside
(Oh, I see it) I have nothing to hide
(I'm-a call her) Join the dark side
(Money? No problem!) Just collected cowhide

I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadow
I'm jacking off to pixels while I do some barrows
And I come twice like a dark bow with dragon arrows
And possibly bend you over

Look back and watch me fuck dat, all on the floor
Suck a dick, give me some more
Fuck the pussy, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Fuck dat, all on the floor
Suck a dick, give me some more
Fuck the pussy, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Oh, looks like another club banger
They better fuck me in the ass at full power
Drink on, they goin' flip
For this Akon shit, you can bank on it

I mean it was pretty weird, but weird is good
Because I want to watch Japanese porn
Where you suck a kraken tentacle
You lick the receding hairline
You chop the dick off
And then you come on the golden gnome
Oh my god, that's like the most fucked up shit I've ever seen
You don't ask questions, just rape the guy
And that's what the Japanese porn should be about

I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadow
I'm jacking off to pixels while I do some barrows
And I come twice like a dark bow with dragon arrows
And possibly bend you over

Look back and watch me fuck dat, all on the floor
Fist me, give me some more
Smack my balls, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Fuck dat, all on the floor
Fist me, give me some more
Smack my balls, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'
Oh my god, my mum's callin'
Women just hoin', big booty rollin'
Okay somebody's attackin'

This guy has been following me
Hittin' no less than three
What the fuck is wrong with meee?
Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately

I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadow
I'm jacking off to pixels while I do some barrows
And I come twice like a dark bow with dragon arrows
And possibly bend you over

Look back and watch me fuck dat, all on the floor
Smack dat cock, give me some more
Rape my ass, 'till you get sore
Smack dat ass, oh oh oh

Fuck dat, all on the floor
Rape my ass, give me some more
Smack dat cock, 'till you get sore
Smack dat big ass, oh oh oh

If you still jack off to Emily, I feel sorry for you
Byeee!

Original song: Akon ft. Eminem - Smack That
I do not own the original song and this video is solely for entertainment purposes.

Dovydas's hand is the type of body part to get jailed for sexually assaulting himself.

Dovydaddy - F.M.I.T.A.

Shantay 2016-10-21 | I couldn't find a suitable instrumental so I just made it on top of the original song. This remix is quite fucked up but whatever.

Background image (got inspiration from drinking tap water): http://i.imgur.com/v1GQ96D.png

Lyrics:
Hey what's up guys, my name's A Friend
And this is the most fucked up video in the entire game
Oh no, oh

Mmm, what comment should I post today?
"Pussyassbullshitdickcockruneaxe"?
Yeah that sounds good lets post this!

No, what have you done!
How the fuck did I get assfucked?
You tell me now!
I was too retarded to understand this...

Fuck me in the ass!
And I'm watching livestream in my flat all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own!
Two full blowpipes!
Blowing outside the window as I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see the Woox lose
There's not a soul out there
(B0atyyy? :D)
No one to hear my prayer

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with a rune pickaxe!
Won't somebody help me get to like 60 farming?
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with so many weird items!
Take me through the darkness to the brutal black dragons

I'm actually running out of hard drive space
I have a 4TB hard drive and it's almost full of anal sex video files

You fucking cunt!
Find the end of the rainbow with a dragon chainbody
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Level 70 down!
I open the window and I gaze into the asshole
But there's nothing there to see; no one in sight
There's not a soul out there
B0atyyy!
No one to hear my prayer

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with a tanzanite fang!
Won't somebody sell spectral spirit shield for 1 gp?
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with extended blowpipe!
Take me through the darkness to the mithril dragons and steel dragons

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with zamorakian hasta!
(Yahoo-hoo-hoo-ooh!)
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with a toxic trident!
(Ayayay-ayayay-ayayay-suuuukaaaaaaaaaa!)

Mmmm dat pain in the ass
Oh yesss... Threesome with Emily and Ice Poseidon
Ahh, ahh, fuck me in the exosuit
Nice ass!
Double-click pussy.exe and tadaa, free 2 weeks of membership
So awesome...
When Ice Poseidon eats Lithuanian carbonkarambwans,
He puts a little bit of thermonuclear plutonium inside his mouth
How sexy do I look?
There's not a soul out there
B0atyyy!
No one to hear my prayer

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with a nuclear attack!
Won't somebody help me collect twice as many cowhides?
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with barrelchest anchor!
Take me through the darkness to the comfortable position

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with military shotgun!
Won't somebody help me get the serpentine helmet?
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me in the ass with master Mod Ash!
Take me through the darkness to the slayer cave

I fucked your mother!
You can watch this video over again...
That's all for today.
I'm gonna regret fucking with Ice Poseidon and Emily
Tomorrow when I wake up, when I'm, when I'm sober...

Dance with Dovydas! Come on, Come on!
Dance with Dovydas!

Original song: ABBA - Gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight)

I do not own the original song and this video is solely for entertainment purposes.

Some karambwans descended (ascended) into a permanent psychosis during the making of this remix. And it's Friday so I'm gonna go buy some beer now, cya!

Dr. Dovydas ft. Dr. Dre - Still A Friend

Shantay 2016-10-17 | No doctors were harmed during the making of this movie.

Background image: http://i.imgur.com/sxfif4c.png

Lyrics:
Hey guys!
I'm about to show you how to have sex
A man puts his karambwan inside a woman's karambwanji
And that is how you basically do it.
(Random karambgasm)
Karambwanother one and another one...

Still A Friend and still a legend
Still going to cook and spend
Ten karambwans per second
I am gonna catch over nine thousand
And by the time you get to the end
Still one hundred percent A Friend
They want to know if he still got it
They say rap's changed, they want to know how I feel about it
(If you ain't up on things)
Dovydas is the name, I'm ahead of my gang
Still scamming potions and gp
Still not lovin' police
Still chopping some yew trees
Still dropping elysian spirit shields
Still smoking ranarr weed
Since I left ain't too much changed, still

I'm representin' for them gangsta's all across the world
Still scamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

I'm representin' for them gangsta's all across the world
Still spamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

Since the last time you heard from me I was AFKing aberrant spectres
Back at deadman mode servers
Kept my ear to the streets
Still completed wilderness elite diaries
Still I stay close to the heat
Still fucking the Swedish bitch
Still traumatized, I should not over-react over this
Fuck the 6/6/6 glitch
Wake up in the AM compose a beat
Pulling christmas crackers for a treat
Fighting lizardmen, they drop teeth
10 hours of cow killing, they drop meat
Still at it, burying deez bones
Still getting experience tomes
And Sparc Mac still fucking with gnomes

Gangsta's all across the world
Still scamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

I'm representin' for them gangsta's all across the world
Still spamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

I don't think I will be attacked
But everyone says that
So I'm gonna kill this rat
Sparc Mac got a kraken tentacle stuck inside his ass, ahh
I'm representin' for the gangstas all across the world
Still rape in a free-to-play world
I got 200 kids and a wife
What am I doing with my life?
(So if you ain't up on things)
Dovydas be the name, still runnin' the game (still)
Fuck off Sparc Fag, you go to a safezone to train
Sparc Mac's cock is so fucking small it's not registering in my brain
(Yeah you're not getting any of them karambwans bitch)
Still going insane...

I'm representin' for them gangsta's all across the world
Still scamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

I'm representin' for them gangsta's all across the world
Still scamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

I'm representin' for them gangsta's all across the world
Still scamming in a free-to-play world
Takin' my time to tail my girl
And I still got love for A Friend, it's the D.R.E.

Right back up in ya motherfuckin' ass
Woox needs more money than Mod Ash
Mmm, dat green cash stack
Smoke some with your dog, no stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks
Some of that real sticky icky icky, ooh wee
Put it in the air, oh, you's a fool D.R.
Hobgoblin threesome

I swear to god, it's not my fault
The girl was naked, I had glasses on
And I still fucking missclicked...

Original song: Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Still D.R.E.

I do not own the original song and this video is solely for entertainment purposes.

Sparc Mac will now regret insulting my remixes on his stream, hehehe

System Of A Friend - Chop chop!

Shantay 2016-09-29 | Couldn't find a perfect instrumental version so it's slightly scuffed, but I hope you enjoy!

Lyrics:
Hi guys it is me A Friend!
Yesterday I was fucking with some Swedish bitch
Suddenly my brains disconnect
And I woke up in Russia
I was naked, I had glasses on
And at certain point I found naked B0aty just lying on the ground
So what happened A Friend?
Did the military rape you finally?
Did you get cancer?

Fuck up! (fuck up)
I thought, what the fuck? (the fuck)
B0aty, suck my cock! (suck my cock) :D
Dragon axe goes chop chop!
Please chop my dick off!

You wanted to
Buy a thousand abyssal whips
You wanted to
Buy one million dark bows
You wanted to
Have something very precious [Dovydas = Gollum confirmed]
You wanted to

I don't think you trust
In my 10 hours of suicide [do not attempt at home]
I cry when goblins deserve to die

Chop chop! (chop chop!)
It's not a door it's Mod Ash (he puts a)
Dragon spear up your ass
I paid 5 dollars
For all that ass

You wanted to
Chop B0aty's dick off
You wanted to
Have a rune crossbow
You wanted to
Shoot with a bone crossbow
You wanted to

I don't think you trust
In my 10 hours of suicide
I cry when goblins deserve to die
In my 10 hours of suicide
I cry when goblins deserve to die

(Random yelling)
Father, into your hands I commit my 50K
Father, into your bank

Why have you forsaken me?
Now B0aty has forsaken me
Now Mod Ash has forsaken me
Military has forsaken me, oh

Trust in my 10 hours of suicide
I cry when goblins deserve to die
In my 10 hours of suicide
I cry when goblins deserve to die

We don't need no water
Let the motherfucker B0aty burn
Burn B0atyfucker, burn...
Byeee!

Background image: http://i.imgur.com/N2ChWDb.png

Original song: System Of A Down - Chop suey!
I do not own the original song and this video is solely for entertainment purposes.