Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Kurt Metzger for one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversations in show history.
From wild conspiracy theories, to Kundalini symbolism, to “wizard schools” in Austin, the crew dives into everything from secret levels above the President to whether magic, evil, and power structures are actually connected.
Kurt breaks down books like Tragedy and Hope, cosmic-level clearance, and why some people believe the world is run by forces way beyond what we see publicly. The guys also riff on:
The ‘33 spine/Jesus’ symbolism
Why some elites believe in magic & rituals
Blood sacrifice & historical wars
Underground bases & hidden rooms
Who REALLY runs the world
Levels of power above the U.S. President
Austin “wizard schools”
The psychology of pure evil
Kurt’s viral rap bit & comedy breakdowns
All mixed with nonstop jokes, roast battles, and classic TFATK chaos.
If you love episodes where the guys go off the rails — this is it.
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:45 Kurt's podcast routine
6:13 Pauly Shore
7:00 Kurt's life in Texas
9:00 Kurt protecting his girl
11:00 People soft in the head
16:00 Why can't AI solve homelessness
17:35 Trump's Crypto empire
20:30 Gaming vs Gambling
26:00 Kurt on conspiracies
29:38 Kurt's song about Kash Patel
1:02:40 Jim Carrey Christ Secretion
31:00 Cell phone used in the 1930's
1:48:00 Dragons
On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Kurt Metzger for one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversations in show history.
From wild conspiracy theories, to Kundalini symbolism, to “wizard schools” in Austin, the crew dives into everything from secret levels above the President to whether magic, evil, and power structures are actually connected.
Kurt breaks down books like Tragedy and Hope, cosmic-level clearance, and why some people believe the world is run by forces way beyond what we see publicly. The guys also riff on:
The ‘33 spine/Jesus’ symbolism
Why some elites believe in magic & rituals
Blood sacrifice & historical wars
Underground bases & hidden rooms
Who REALLY runs the world
Levels of power above the U.S. President
Austin “wizard schools”
The psychology of pure evil
Kurt’s viral rap bit & comedy breakdowns
All mixed with nonstop jokes, roast battles, and classic TFATK chaos.
If you love episodes where the guys go off the rails — this is it.
Aura - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at on.auraframes.com/FIGHTER. Promo Code FIGHTER
BRUNT - Our listeners get $10 off their entire order with code Fighter at checkout. That’s bruntworkwear.com/fighter and use code Fighter. Order today and let them know you heard it here on the show.
StopBox - 10% off AND a Free StopBox Pro when you use code Fighter10 at stopboxusa.com
DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into two hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins.
Progressive - Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save
O'Reilly Auto Parts- oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER
For more The Fighter and The Kid visit: fatkz.com
Brendan's Tour Dates: fatkz.com/brendan-schaub-tour-dates
Bryan’s Tour Dates: bryancallen.com
Follow Brendan on social media:
twitter.com/brendanschaub
instagram.com/brendanschaub
Thicccboy YT
youtube.com/c/thicccboy
Follow Bryan on social media:
twitter.com/bryancallen
instagram.com/bryancallen
“Best Of” series, new episodes drop every Monday
youtu.be/LqB7FOkLwqs
TFATK Clips Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCohZMReM1dQ5BMeYOlr71mA
The Fighter and The Kid on Facebook:
facebook.com/thefighterandthekid
Listen to The Fighter and The Kid on Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid
Subscribe to The Fighter and The Kid on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fighter-the-kid/id706421907?mt=2
#FighterAndTheKid #KurtMetzger #ConspiracyPodcast #SecretSocieties
#OccultSymbolism #WhoRunsTheWorld #ComedyPodcast #TFATK
#BryanCallen #BrendanSchaub #WildPodcastMoments #StandupComedy
#DeepDives #MysteryPodcast #TragedyAndHope
Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:45 Kurt's podcast routine
6:13 Pauly Shore
7:00 Kurt's life in Texas
9:00 Kurt protecting his girl
11:00 People soft in the head
16:00 Why can't AI solve homelessness
17:35 Trump's Crypto empire
20:30 Gaming vs Gambling
26:00 Kurt on conspiracies
29:38 Kurt's song about Kash Patel
1:02:40 Jim Carrey Christ Secretion
31:00 Cell phone used in the 1930's
1:48:00 Dragons
