Theoretical Bullshit | Klarifying Kalam Kraziness! @TheoreticalBullshit | Uploaded 14 years ago | Updated 4 minutes ago
Sorry if I seem irritated or humorless in this one! I don't mean to, I'm just in a super-duper hurry to get to the airport.

P1: Nothing which exists can cause something which does not exist to begin existing.

P2: Given (1), Anything which begins to exist was not caused to do so by something which exists.

P3: The universe began to exist.

P4: Given (2) and (3), the universe was not caused to exist by anything which exists.

P5: God caused the universe to begin to exist.

C1: Given (4) and (5), God does not exist.