Uploaded June 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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KITTY CLONING SONG LYRICS:
My name is Mr. Safety
and I have too many cats
I started out with 2 but now
40's where I'm at
Some people think I'm crazy
others think that I'm insane
but I guess I really am
with all these kitties on my brain
but don't just me because
this wasn't meant to be
I bought this portal gun because
I just wanted to see
what would happen
if I made a little change
then the moment that I turned it own
I noticed something strange
There were blue lights shining
Then an orange light glowing
Then without even knowing
It was multiplying kitties
and I couldn't turn it off
So I threw that broken gun out the wind
and when I heard it hit the neighbor's yard
right away I knew that was a bad idea
when I heard their two dogs bark
Hello my name is Mr. Safety
and I have too many cats
I started out with 2 but now
40's where I'm at
I know you think I'm crazy
just a little bit insane but
you should meet my neighbors
when they get back home from Spain!