Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Kim's North Korea has just announced to the World that it has now Opened up its Boarders and will be Welcoming Foreign Tourists to its Amazing Beaches and Exciting Water Parks! Kim puts on an extravagant show of celebration with his Daughter Ju Ae who's always by his side. The DPRK now looks towards tourism as a new source of income. What could be more exciting then visiting North Korea as your Summer vacation spot!
According to North Korea, the first tour is scheduled to begin on July 7 and will last eight days. Travelers will fly from Pyongyang to Wonsan, spend four nights at the resort, and also visit the nearby Masikryong Ski Resort. There will be three tour packages - one in July and two in August - priced at around $1,840.
Pirate TV, using sophisticated satellite intercept technology, monitors the TV broadcasts from within the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea.
0:00 Pirate TV Opening
0:23 Test Card with Creepy Music
2:28 North Korean National Anthem
4:09 Advanced AI Robotic Girl
4:30 Supreme Leader Kim II-sung Remembrance
6:09 Supreme Leader Kim Jong II Remembrance
7:34 Kim's Beaches & Water Parks Opening Party - Reported by YELLING GRANNY!
41:04 Utopia Land Songs
49:15 Kim the King of the Land - Documentary
1:39:21 MOVIE TIME - Clear and Present Danger
2:59:49 Weather Girl Reports
3:07:57 Bedtime Song with Kim
3:13:08 Sign-off Goodnight
Kim's North Korea has just announced to the World that it has now Opened up its Boarders and will be Welcoming Foreign Tourists to its Amazing Beaches and Exciting Water Parks! Kim puts on an extravagant show of celebration with his Daughter Ju Ae who's always by his side. The DPRK now looks towards tourism as a new source of income. What could be more exciting then visiting North Korea as your Summer vacation spot!
According to North Korea, the first tour is scheduled to begin on July 7 and will last eight days. Travelers will fly from Pyongyang to Wonsan, spend four nights at the resort, and also visit the nearby Masikryong Ski Resort. There will be three tour packages - one in July and two in August - priced at around $1,840.
Pirate TV, using sophisticated satellite intercept technology, monitors the TV broadcasts from within the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea.
0:00 Pirate TV Opening
0:23 Test Card with Creepy Music
2:28 North Korean National Anthem
4:09 Advanced AI Robotic Girl
4:30 Supreme Leader Kim II-sung Remembrance
6:09 Supreme Leader Kim Jong II Remembrance
7:34 Kim's Beaches & Water Parks Opening Party - Reported by YELLING GRANNY!
41:04 Utopia Land Songs
49:15 Kim the King of the Land - Documentary
1:39:21 MOVIE TIME - Clear and Present Danger
2:59:49 Weather Girl Reports
3:07:57 Bedtime Song with Kim
3:13:08 Sign-off Goodnight
