Uploaded December 2019 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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I am getting in the Christmas spirit so I decided to make a Jingle Bells vocal cover, parodying Patriarch from Killing Floor 2. Enjoy!

Lyrics:

With One in the pipe
Your squad will be wiped
You're a bunch of insects,
be ready to be splashed!
Everything is so simple
With rocket launcher for an arm!
It didn't even rhyme
but it doesn't matter now
You will be dead soon

Oh! Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
I spray you pray
Oh what fun it is to chase
you one by one to slay!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to chase
you one by one to slay!

With One in the pipe
Your squad will be wiped
You're a bunch of insects,
be ready to be splashed!
Everything is so simple
With rocket launcher for an arm!
You will be dead soon
when my children will come out
just like all your guts!

Ho! Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to chase
you one by one to slay!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to chase
you one by one to slay!

I will follow the trail of desperation.

Wraaaargh!

Superior genetics will always triumph.

I don't think you fully understand your situation. You are all going to die.

This is it? Was that all they had?

What a waste of time. You're pathetic!