Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Ben, to his credit, never stopped trying to set Kelsey up with real commercials from the early 2000's. When she expressed interest in marrying a rich old man for his money, he introduced her to the dancing Six Flags guy, but his inexhaustible energy made it very clear he was immortal and drew his power from children's screams. The Slap Chop guy wound up being a January 6er. The Car Insurance General strung her along but wound up with Shaquille O'Neal instead. It's just a mess out there.
Ben, to his credit, never stopped trying to set Kelsey up with real commercials from the early 2000's. When she expressed interest in marrying a rich old man for his money, he introduced her to the dancing Six Flags guy, but his inexhaustible energy made it very clear he was immortal and drew his power from children's screams. The Slap Chop guy wound up being a January 6er. The Car Insurance General strung her along but wound up with Shaquille O'Neal instead. It's just a mess out there.
