Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago
Jurassic World: Rebirth – Worse Than Dominion? Somehow, Yes.
We didn’t think anything could top Dominion in sheer stupidity, but Rebirth pulls it off—just not in the way you’d hope. It’s not as dumb, but it’s so lazy, soulless, and phoned-in that it ends up feeling even worse. In this episode, we break down why this movie shouldn't exist, how it manages to make dinosaurs boring, and what it says about the absolute state of franchise filmmaking.
Click play if you want to hear us slowly lose faith in cinema.
Jurassic World: Rebirth – Worse Than Dominion? Somehow, Yes.
We didn’t think anything could top Dominion in sheer stupidity, but Rebirth pulls it off—just not in the way you’d hope. It’s not as dumb, but it’s so lazy, soulless, and phoned-in that it ends up feeling even worse. In this episode, we break down why this movie shouldn't exist, how it manages to make dinosaurs boring, and what it says about the absolute state of franchise filmmaking.
Click play if you want to hear us slowly lose faith in cinema.
