Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Jurassic World Rebirth is here, and it's... middling. Unfortunately for the Jurassic Park franchise, it's also the best sequel we've gotten in a long time. Here to reflect on how we got here, and why the bar is now so low for a franchise once so revered. Let's get into it.

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 When "Okay" is Better Than What We've Gotten
02:16 The Bar Started High
05:33 The First Batch of Sequels
06:06 They Didn't Stop to Think if They Should
08:20 Rebirth's Inconsistent Marketing
11:20 Repenting for the Franchise's Sins
14:00 Rebirth's Biggest Problem
16:46 BUY BUY BUY!
17:51 Cast & Characters
19:44 My Personal Biggest Complaint
21:31 "Like" is a Strong Word
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