Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Something to keep you all going whilst the next run is being edited.
Lyrics: Jon_Oh
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Crab Turtle:
Lower Mage in blue
i have a claw to pick with you
Who gave your leader the opinion
That i granted him dominion
I never approved this construction
But i will endorse its imminent destruction
You’re speaking to a KING, my rule is absolute
Take me to the fool who had built this institute
Secmeton:
Who gave a power to demand with elation?
Who declared you the ruler above rule all of creation?
I’d check Zarigun but he’s 6ft in the ground
I don’t call decrees that would a crab profound
This is not an aquarium, explain your presence here
You are wildly out of context, your existence isn’t clear
This tantrum of yours – Do you take me for a fool ?
Your not even possible without a pocketstation tool
A ritual of 3 monsters and yet a failure of a leader
A crab king? Bah! You’re the spawn of a bottom feeder
Jon_Oh:
Crab Turtle, enough i’m here to serve the starters
Since Secmeton over here wanna talk about mothers
Here’s course one, i didn’t want to go this hard
But his mama so fat they found meadow mage in her front yard
I shouldn’t act so coy, but i’m just genuinely befuddled
The shrine had no water till his mama stepped in a puddle
Let’s move to course two, you're not looking all too staunch
Yo mama was too heavy for catapult turtle to even launch
I didn’t start this fight but, i’m here to win the tally
Yo mama’s crack, was so fat, Sadin mistook it for the kings valley.
heard some rumbling in the distance, People running about
Sent Labyrinth into her fold and he has still has yet to come out
It’s time for a drink sip some truth from this chalice
Yo mama was so huge hieshin attacked her instead of the palace
I’ll cease with this onslaught , you’re not worthy for the kill
I’m just here to settle the debts, so it’s time to pay your bill.
Crab Turtle:
Ridiculous, insolence! You dare insult me?
I bend Umi to my will while you just splash in its sea
A Bottom feeder? No, I am the ocean’s law
I am the strongest champion this duel field has ever saw
A Three monster ritual, wasn’t greed it was mercy
Your entire kingdoms would fall if i rescind this courtesy
Your Trap cards, your spells — they mean nothing to me
I amthe victory condition well before your turn three
You have minimal control when you summon me in play
But I will ultimate decide who of you will rue this day
So glance at your field, then accept what it shows
Your fate has been sealed from the moment I arose
Jon_Oh:
No mamas were harmed in the making of this video
But i did find a way to burn somebody underwater
Something to keep you all going whilst the next run is being edited.
Lyrics: Jon_Oh
__________
Crab Turtle:
Lower Mage in blue
i have a claw to pick with you
Who gave your leader the opinion
That i granted him dominion
I never approved this construction
But i will endorse its imminent destruction
You’re speaking to a KING, my rule is absolute
Take me to the fool who had built this institute
Secmeton:
Who gave a power to demand with elation?
Who declared you the ruler above rule all of creation?
I’d check Zarigun but he’s 6ft in the ground
I don’t call decrees that would a crab profound
This is not an aquarium, explain your presence here
You are wildly out of context, your existence isn’t clear
This tantrum of yours – Do you take me for a fool ?
Your not even possible without a pocketstation tool
A ritual of 3 monsters and yet a failure of a leader
A crab king? Bah! You’re the spawn of a bottom feeder
Jon_Oh:
Crab Turtle, enough i’m here to serve the starters
Since Secmeton over here wanna talk about mothers
Here’s course one, i didn’t want to go this hard
But his mama so fat they found meadow mage in her front yard
I shouldn’t act so coy, but i’m just genuinely befuddled
The shrine had no water till his mama stepped in a puddle
Let’s move to course two, you're not looking all too staunch
Yo mama was too heavy for catapult turtle to even launch
I didn’t start this fight but, i’m here to win the tally
Yo mama’s crack, was so fat, Sadin mistook it for the kings valley.
heard some rumbling in the distance, People running about
Sent Labyrinth into her fold and he has still has yet to come out
It’s time for a drink sip some truth from this chalice
Yo mama was so huge hieshin attacked her instead of the palace
I’ll cease with this onslaught , you’re not worthy for the kill
I’m just here to settle the debts, so it’s time to pay your bill.
Crab Turtle:
Ridiculous, insolence! You dare insult me?
I bend Umi to my will while you just splash in its sea
A Bottom feeder? No, I am the ocean’s law
I am the strongest champion this duel field has ever saw
A Three monster ritual, wasn’t greed it was mercy
Your entire kingdoms would fall if i rescind this courtesy
Your Trap cards, your spells — they mean nothing to me
I amthe victory condition well before your turn three
You have minimal control when you summon me in play
But I will ultimate decide who of you will rue this day
So glance at your field, then accept what it shows
Your fate has been sealed from the moment I arose
Jon_Oh:
No mamas were harmed in the making of this video
But i did find a way to burn somebody underwater
