Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Christmas Presents (Who did a Poo? )
Music and Lyrics written by JohnPaul Cumberlidge

Lyrics
Who did a poo? I guess it was you.
Who did a poo under the tree?
I wanna know who, who did this poo?
Cause I think it was you, Percy.

Who did this poo? I’m guessing it’s you.
Who did a poo under the tree?
As the lights twinkle bright, I’ll be cleaning up shite
I’m throwing you out into the street.

Because I haven’t got time to clean up your shit.
And I’m down here on my knees again.
Just Holding my breath., ohh
And I haven’t got time to clean up this shit.
Cause, the guest arrive really soon.
You’ve left that wonderful perfume.

Who did a poo? I guess it was you, Leaving
your presents under the Christmas tree?
I wanna know who, who did this poo?
Cause I think it was you, Percy.

Who did this poo? I guess it was you.
The litter tray is totally clean
Was it just you, or was it Simba too?
Iyou both run from the crime scene!

Because I haven’t got time to clean up your shit.
Scrubbing soap, on the carpet floor
It’s just going beige for this daily chore
And I haven’t got time to clean up after this shit
Are the presents ruined? Is the tinsel wet?
The sting hasn’t left my eyeballs yet!

Who did a poo? I guess it was you.
Who did a poo under the tree?
I wanna know who, who did this poo?
Cause I think it was you, Percy.

Who did this poo? I’m guessing its you Leaving
Your present under the Christmas tree
Our third cat Fizz
Points at Percy ‘its his!’
And now they all sitting out in the street

Who did this poo?
I need to know who’s this is!
Merry Christmas from Simba Percy and Fizz